has such a small penis that he doesn’t even have a penis. his penis shrunk so much that it became a vagina therefore he is a fucking female.
rob: bro i saw holdens penis yesterday, jk i couldn’t even see it it was so small
jerry: bro... that’s kinda gay
rob: ik
jerry: bro... that’s kinda gay
rob: ik
by ellaaarewjajka August 7, 2019

by Kobrais5 March 22, 2008

An absolute sweetheart. He is honest to god the sweetest guy ever. Treasure him, because you’ll never meet a greater guy than Cove Holden
by MC Jamie L December 2, 2020

An SUV made by General Motors. Also known as the Chevrolet Craptiva, this car is notorious for having major faults where owners spend hundreds and thousands of dollars to every year fix them up. There is even a Facebook page called 'My Holden Captiva Sucks.'
by MoronHater July 23, 2016

The literal love of everyone’s lives once they meet him. He’s from the game Our Life: Beginnings and Always by GB-Patch games. An absolute dork and sweetheart
Person A: Why do you keep playing that game with Cove Holden?
Person B: He’s the love of my life, don’t question me
Person B: He’s the love of my life, don’t question me
by God 707 Lover August 6, 2021

by Ceedayyy October 24, 2022

William Holden is another way of referring to a person who is "holding" marijuana for sale or distribution.
by M00$3 May 8, 2007
