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Holiday Cookie

When you slap a bow on a big ass ho and give it to you niggaz for Christmas.
Guy 1:Ey Elliot wat u gettin' ur bro James for Secret Santa?
Guy 2: Aw shit, I'm gettin him a fuckin' holiday cookie he can munch on
by Dark NiTe November 14, 2010
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Holiday 2011

Some weird "timeframe" that the media now uses to indicate when a game will be released. Confusing as shit because Britons don't understand that "Holiday" is an American euphemism for "Christmas"... instead they interpret "Holiday" to mean summertime.

So basically, this term causes meaningless and pointless confusion just because the media and corporations don't want to use the word "Christmas".
Douche CEO of Activision: Some shitty game will be out for Holiday 2011

Consumer dude: WTF does that mean... why are you just making up some weird new time period as if everyone should understand what the fuck it's referring to? Does "holiday" mean summer? Christmas? Fucking February?
by JeChristo July 25, 2011
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holiday money

Money you get when ur clapped and ur mum and dad can’t afford to give u ur phone for ur birthday
“I’m clapped but I got holiday money” said will
by Clappedman63 June 18, 2018
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invent a holiday

"hey, this movie looks like it's gonna be totally lame. Wanna invent a holiday beforehand?"
by Alexrb December 12, 2006
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Jack Off Holiday Hour

The name says it all. It's your holiday kids ... You've got absolutely nothing to do ... Sit around, jack it, have a 4 day happy hour. Its jack off holiday hour!
Get me a beer, tits, its my jack off holiday hour.

What am I gettin into this weekend? Jack off holiday hour baby!
by DrReggy November 2, 2009
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Holiday Joint

A holiday joint is a joint with 1/16 of an ounce of marijuana in it, notoriously dificult to roll due to the ammount of marijuana it contains. Usually smoked on birthdays or around special holidays
Tom:"hahaha whats wrong with Rich?"
Adam:"it's his birthday... i rolled him a holiday joint"
Rich: *twitches*
by RazgrizX August 3, 2006
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Google Holiday War

When two or more holidays or special occasions fall on the same day and Google must choose one to be included in their logo.

A prime example of this was February 14, 2010 when Valentines Day, the Chinese New Year and the Olympics were all happening on the same day.
Bob: Hey Sam, happy valentines day.

Sam: Apparently not, Google chose the Vancouver 2010 Olympics in todays Google Holiday War.

Bob: Saint Valentine would be pissed...

Sam: Not to mention the People's Republic of China.
by iamgoodoya February 14, 2010
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