Hoeflation

That rate at which the hoe period of guys/girls changes with each new generation

Girl 1: "Dating is hard. I can't find guys my age anymore that care about more than just sex."
Girl 2: "That's Hoeflation for ya. All the mature guys are in their 30s"

by Boh-Hans May 28, 2022

Hoetation

When you do it so hard up the ass your King Kong finger falls out

"Extreme hoetation last night man"

by Yodawgl3l March 29, 2017

Hoelationship

A mutual agreement that you are each other’s hoe

“Me and Jessica have been talking but we’re still trying to talk too other people so we’re in a hoelationship”

by Tony Bell August 20, 2021

Hoeflation

Refers to the disproportionate societal rise in the percentage of women who fall in the “hoe” category and partake in “hoe” activities

“Man I cant find a relationship to save my life, the great hoeflation is really killing me”

by Bingernator May 6, 2025

Hoeflation

The catastrophic drop in the value of the average modern woman as a long-term partner due to the skyrocketing supply of thirst traps, emotional damage, delusion, and digital attention-seeking.

Think inflation, but instead of milk and gas going up, it’s body counts, BBLs, and expectations—while effort, loyalty, and self-awareness hit recession levels.

“This ain’t dating anymore, it’s hoeflation. Girls with $30 lashes, $5 morals, and $0 loyalty out here demanding a man who’s 6’3”, makes six figures, and heals their trauma like a licensed therapist.

by shores June 29, 2025

Toxicboys hoelationd

The Sacred text for all boys on how to deal with dem hoes

Gents, treat her from a distance and she'll run after you like a puppy in love

-TH (toxicboys hoelationd).3:15

by The Paster of Hoelations January 4, 2023

hostation

When one hosts an event of epic proportion they are said to have "hostation" of the event.

I will be forced to give up my hostation due to unforeseen acts of awesome.

Will you please accept this invitation of hostation for this Indiana Jones Movie Night?

by Julia D May 20, 2008