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Hormones

Guy: Hey dude I just learned about hormones

Guy 2: Sick, what are they?

Guy: Essentially just the shit that makes your pp go up
by Long pp October 13, 2019
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Homeonegus

One of the more interesting species in the human race. The homeonegus is a black male who tends to associate with only its own kind. They walk the streets late at night where they are naturally camouflaged with the darkness of the night. The homeonegus squints its eyes and keep its enlarged lips closed so its teeth will remain hidden so the only white parts of them will not give away their location.
Many of the homeonegus will have there teeth replaced with gold to further enhance there night camouflage.
The homeonegus is also a very fast species reaching speeds up to 22mph.
Lock the door Vince you know those homeonegus will try to get in here as soon as you turn the lights off.
by ML Coon September 14, 2010
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homonecropedibeastiallity

homo-necro-pedi-beastiallity
Gay men who have sex with dead, underaged animals of the same sex.
That sick fuck is TOTALLY into homonecropedibeastiallity
by The Almighty Ziggy July 25, 2008
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homonecropedobeastophiliac

One who participates in having sex with baby dead animals of the same gender as the participant.
He is a fuckin homonecropedobeastophiliac man, he fucks baby dead animals of the same gender!
by Burned Remains June 26, 2009
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Hormone Lance

Other word to say penis, cock, willy, dick, w/e
"Yo doodz! Imma slap some beehatch round the chops wif mah Hormone lance of Godliness!"

Random doodz: "wtf?!"
by Carzum October 19, 2009
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Hormoneous

Used to describe someone's mood swings caused on hormones. Usually applies to women who are P.M.S.-ing, Pregnant women, however can also apply to a moody man.
You are not a B&%ch...you are just being extra hormoneous today. I'm super hormoneous today.
by Ritzie April 30, 2010
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hoemosexual

Look at them hoemosexuals on dat farm. So gay.
by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021
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