west texas hoedown

a sexual act that takes part between one woman and 4 or more men, usually from different nationalities

"Charlie, what's a West Texas Hoedown?"
"I don't know, Sarah, why's that?"
"Well I asked Becky what she was up to for the weekend, and that's what she told me!"

by Mister.H May 7, 2015

hoedown

A form of dance that is used by dumbass rednecks or Ashlee Simpson on SNL when not performing very well since being caught lip syncing is one of the most idiotic & crucial failures within the music industry.

Jessica Simpson: "Oh my God daddy! What in the hell is my sister doin' on national tv after just being humiliated for lip syncing?"
Daddy Simpson: "Oh, that's a hoedown which is what she's supposed to be doin' cuz i made a bet with her that she'd never do that if she was ever caught having no talent just like you. So how's that marriage goin' since you've been givin' me head for the last decade? I guess your doin' a hoedown, too. Ho! Down! Aaaaaaaahhhhh."

by sikwill December 28, 2005

hoedog

a word used to describe a female homedog, friend, or acquaintance.

Chantel and Vy are my hoedogs.

What upp my hoedog?!

OMGZZZZ those girls over there are my hoedogs! for shizzle!

by Chantel June 19, 2006

hodome

a place where the hos reign and make the rules

a whore house, a street corner, Bill Clinton's office, etc.

by Bia 1 and Bia 2 September 22, 2003

hodometer

a surveyor's tool used to measure distance.

Robert Hoddle used his hodometer to layout the grid of Melbourne, Australia.

by Jim Browne February 12, 2005

hoedown throwdown

When a man pays for prostitution (hoe), throws her on to his car (throw) and goes down. By prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus, and by man, I mean a 30 year old who goes to her shows, front stage to try and catch a glimpse of underage Disney paradise

Mike: Hey man, I went to a Miley gig and saw something special during the hoedown throwdown! When she "country-fied" it. I blew my load
Greg: Dude, you're like 30, she's like 12! Now give me my pizza and fuck off to your basement.

by Conrad The Amazer November 16, 2009

Hoedown

The time when all the hoes get together and maybe dance.

"Will you be at the hoedown?"
"No, I will not, as I am NOT a hoe"
"oh ok. I think I understand the true meaning of hoedown"

by Little miss sunshine November 13, 2013