In Japan 2013, Niall Horan vigorously master bated in a hotel room. One poor fan of his was outside of his room and heard him shouting “AMY!!” She also heard horrible slapping and screaming sounds. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.
“ hey man! Just woke up alone in this hotel room, I played with myself. Where were you?”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”
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3. A Creature that lives in the forests of Northern Wisconsin, and ONLY in northern Wisconsin, contrary to some shit on the internet. It has the head of a bull, the grinning face of a giant man, thick short legs set off by huge claws, the back of a dinosaur, and a long tail with a spear at the end. Captured and made famous by Gene Shepard in 1896.
2. The Mascot for the sports teams and schools in Rhinelander, WI and basically everything else in the town
3. A Creature that lives in the forests of Northern Wisconsin, and ONLY in northern Wisconsin, contrary to some shit on the internet. It has the head of a bull, the grinning face of a giant man, thick short legs set off by huge claws, the back of a dinosaur, and a long tail with a spear at the end. Captured and made famous by Gene Shepard in 1896.
1. Dude, what did I do at Hodag last night?
2. We just got our asses kicked by the Hodags, god, I wish I was one of them.
3. The hodag scared the shit outta me last night.
2. We just got our asses kicked by the Hodags, god, I wish I was one of them.
3. The hodag scared the shit outta me last night.
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