miles heizer

white twink who likes dogs

miles heizer please post something we are begging

by jjjuuuulllleeeeyyyaaahhh November 16, 2020

babysitter's helper

NOUN:
Duct tape, used as a restraint, or for purposes of muffling human speech, cries, or screams.

"I couldn't get the kids to behave, so I threatened to use babysitter's helper on the little ankle-biters and they straightened right up."
"Some babysitter's helper across the mouth might get her to shut up."

by James J. Mitchell August 31, 2006

santa's little helper

a hot little booty that works for the ceo

Jimmy: Did you see the skirt on santa's little helper?
Sunny: Man, it's good to be santa, given her presents and all.

by Bombsky February 26, 2010

helder

helder is da man! One of a kind.. there is no one like him on this planet. Helder = sex god and stuff

girl 1: wow! its helder! isnt he so great!
girl 2: Yeah! i so want him
girl 1: like totally

by MyName July 10, 2004

Little Helper

A term used to describe a player stuck shuffling cards at a poker game. It used in (home) tournament poker play when someone is eliminated from play, thereby having nothing else to do. The term is typically applied to male players as the diminutive term "little" adds an extra jab. The term is synonomous with "shuffle beotch".

"John, don't shuffle the cards. Give them to Julio, he's our little helper."

by Haggis McToe February 6, 2009

Peanut-Butter Helper

A pet used to lick peanut butter off one's genitalia.

Poochy is such a good peanut-butter helper, he makes me blow my load in a second.

by GC89 October 20, 2006

heller

The hip way to say "hello"... just add an R to anything.

" Heller, and how u durin.....

by f2cklife September 24, 2006