Helen

The most gorgeous and fabulous person ever, who cares for those aroumd her. She will touch the hearts of everyone she is with. No one is quite like her and she is like a super model, naturally beautiful and happy. She is so amazing and not always appreciated by those she is with. Without her this earth would not be the same. Helen is a beautiful person with and amazing heart and mind. When you have a Helen in your life you will be eternally grateful. She is everyones best friend and very likeable. A unique, happy, special being

Person 1 "I love Helen, she is everything. Beautiful, funny, unique!"
Person 2 " we all need a Helen in our life! I wish I was her!!"

by missywildd September 23, 2012

milli-Helen

From milli-, meaning one thousanth and Helen, the name of a beautiful woman from classic literature.

Unit for measuring beauty. One millihelen is the ammount of beauty that will launch exactly one ship.

Backround information: In the epic poem "The Illiad" by Homer, Helen of Troy is considered the most beautiful woman. Her beauty was the cause the Trojan war, because a man named Paris declaired her the most beautiful, and not one of the godesses. Because her beauty caused many men to go to war (in a society that revolved around the sea and boats), it can be said that her face was so beautiful it launched one thousand ships. So, one milli-Helen would be one thousanth of a Helen, or enough to launch one ship.

Alternate spelling: millihelen

This word was used by the character Zane in Scott Westerfeld's novel "Pretties":
Zane: "What would you give the view?"
Tally: "Give it?"
Zane: "A hundren milli-Helens? Five hundred? Maybe a whole Helen?"
Tally: "I'd give it none. It's Uglyville, after all."

by ofthestars1 June 6, 2009

Helen Keller Fart

Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.

My fingertips are ringing from the loud Helen Keller fart I cut during an ass wipe.

by B. H. McNultey September 8, 2010

Heléna

A beautiful perfect girl with absolutely nothing wrong with her. Always nice and kind and caring and makes an amazing best friend. I’d rate 11/10 love her so much

I love heléna she’s so lovely how does she manage it

by Humper Harry November 7, 2018

Helen Housby

the most gorgeous woman in the world, she is THAT queen and is the cutest, sweetest thing you’ll find

It was so exciting when Helen Housby shot the winning goal in the common wealth games final

by Add @helenhousby1 on Instagram September 9, 2019

doing a helen

Putting up with no shit and walking out on your boss when he's being a jackass.

Also being able to get said boss to buy you drinks even after you walked out of work half way through your shift.

Person 1: "What's she doing, she's not 'sposed to finish for another four hours?"
Person 2: "She's doing a helen"
Person 1: "Right on!"

"OMG I cant believe she just done a helen, power to you!"

by Rei-88 October 17, 2009

Helena

They grow up to have a smoking body and get all the boys after her with the personality to match it

Damn Daniel that Helena is an angel

by Helenaisbæ June 23, 2016