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heineken

A very tasty beer brewed in Holland. Unfortunately this brand of beer has become the "beer of choice" for douche bags all around the USA. This popularity with the douches tends to discourage some people from enjoying it due to the fear of being labeled as a douche bag. It is grossly unappreciated and has been given a bad name due to DB usage.
John: Hey what's your favorite beer?
Alex: Well I think Heineken is a great beer, but i try not to drink it around other people
John: Why not?
Alex: Because every douche bag in the world drinks like a pussy and they pretend to like it. I don't want to be labeled as a DB so i try not to drink Heineken in public
John: Those fucking douche bags ruin everything
Alex: I know; i'll have a double Johnnie Walker Black, Neat
by ACredibleSource2 June 12, 2009
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Bass guitarist in Finnish band The Rasmus. Has a penchant for Granddad jumpers, short trousers, sandals and Sahaja Yoga. A loveable guy.

To get Eeroed is when a nice person gets hit by carelessly thrown objects in the eye at a festival.
"ohmygod it's Eero doing Yoga in the Park!"

"Owww I just got Eeroed!"
"Damn someone just Eeroed Gemma!"
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hennen

A collection of girls who are extremely hot. Usually used if in multi-national company due to its universal comprehensibility. Generally refers purely to their outward physical appearance with no consideration of personality or intelligence.

(Derives from the german word 'henne' for hen/bird).
Whoa, check out those hennen. I'd like to nail them!

These hennen were so baam. I should have dicked them full on.

I was in Berlin and managed to get a threesome with two hennen.
by padmesiter May 18, 2009
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Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle

Combination of "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle" and "bro." A bro cannot be both a bro and a boyfriend/husband at the same time. If he's with other bros, he acts one way: usually vulgar and rude. If he's with his girlfriend/wife, he acts another way: sweet and charming. He can never act exactly like a bro if he is with both bros and his girlfriend or wife.
One often observes the Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle at weddings.
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Heineken

The Hawaiian word for 'beer'
where's da heineken
by boiboib January 14, 2013
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Heine

The refusual of sex moments before insertion.
My man got heined last night! He was right on top of this girl with his tool wrapped and everything but she chickened out and heined him at the last minute.
by Barbara Lentini January 17, 2008
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