Big Dylan grabbed me by the ass cheeks and creamed in me hard!!! Shortly after i had a heart attack from the pleasure of his juice inside me!!!
Cream Pie Heart Attack !!!
Cream Pie Heart Attack !!!
by Tortilla69 July 11, 2016
Get the Cream Pie Heart Attack mug.A termendous pile of greasy food that is all served on one plate. Quite likely to be seen at buffet restaurants.
*Nick D and one of his friends from the ghetto are out dining at the Golden Corral*
Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.
Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.
by Mark H September 23, 2004
Get the heart attack on a plate mug.Someone fake, or not true in their intentions. Could also be used to describe someone who is immune to heartbreak, or lacks emotion.
1. She just got dumped but she seems perfectly fine! She must have a plastic heart or something!
2. "Oh heartbreaks hard when you don't have a plastic heart, you suck me in through the cinnomon stars."
-Just Desserts by Marina and the Diamonds feat. Charli XCX
2. "Oh heartbreaks hard when you don't have a plastic heart, you suck me in through the cinnomon stars."
-Just Desserts by Marina and the Diamonds feat. Charli XCX
by Plastic Heart January 17, 2015
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Get the Pure of heart mug.A story written for masochists only. Consists of monthly mind rapes, constant crying and shaking either in pain, fear or anger.
Some legends say that it was a happy and lighthearted tale at first, but, unfortunately, the fans have been consumed by the horrible truth that came out to surface not long ago and was painfully shown into their faces all the time.
The writer of this mind-fuck, Mochizuki Jun (often called 'Mochijun' by the fandom), enjoys the pains that the fans clearly show and absorbs the screams of 'Why Mochijun why' that reach her, only making the said person even more evil by contrast.
Note: not recommended for mentally unstable or those who do not wish to become such.
Some legends say that it was a happy and lighthearted tale at first, but, unfortunately, the fans have been consumed by the horrible truth that came out to surface not long ago and was painfully shown into their faces all the time.
The writer of this mind-fuck, Mochizuki Jun (often called 'Mochijun' by the fandom), enjoys the pains that the fans clearly show and absorbs the screams of 'Why Mochijun why' that reach her, only making the said person even more evil by contrast.
Note: not recommended for mentally unstable or those who do not wish to become such.
Person 1: OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN MY MIND IS NOT READY WHY MOCHIJUN WHY YOU DAMNED TROLL WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US!?!??!
Person 2: What's up with him/her?
Person 3: Oh, it looks like the new Pandora Hearts chapter came out.
Person 2: What's up with him/her?
Person 3: Oh, it looks like the new Pandora Hearts chapter came out.
by consoling-thistle November 8, 2012
Get the Pandora Hearts mug.Seven princesses (Not all were actual born princesses) or maidens pure of heart, Meaning there's no darkness at all in their hearts, Only light. Their names are....
Aurora- Sleeping Beauty
Belle- Beauty And The Beast
Alice- Alice In Wonderland
Jasmine- Aladdin
Cinderella- Cinderella
Snow White- Snow White And The Seven Dwarves
And last but not least
Kairi- Kingdom Hearts Series
Some prefer Ariel over Alice and are fuming that Alice was chosen instead.
Aurora- Sleeping Beauty
Belle- Beauty And The Beast
Alice- Alice In Wonderland
Jasmine- Aladdin
Cinderella- Cinderella
Snow White- Snow White And The Seven Dwarves
And last but not least
Kairi- Kingdom Hearts Series
Some prefer Ariel over Alice and are fuming that Alice was chosen instead.
KH Fan 1: Dude, I love KH, But It's dumb they have Alice instead of Ariel!
KH Fan 2: Well, Consider that all princesses of heart must be together at the keyhole in KH 1.
KH Fan 2: Well, Consider that all princesses of heart must be together at the keyhole in KH 1.
by Linolona October 4, 2009
Get the Princesses Of Heart mug.Arguably the greatest rock album ever, it changed music forever. Taking 129 days to record only 13 tracks. Released in June 1967. It won numerous Grammy's that year including album of the year. Paul McCartney wrote most of the songs on the album. The hits include 'Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band', 'With a little help from my friends', 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' or 'A day in the life'. But really all 13 tracks are excellent.
by bEATLe_PauL June 8, 2005
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