Cotton Headed Ninny Dick

Taken from the christmas movie 'Elf'. A 'Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins was one of the lowest forms of insult, it's meant to cause offence. A term adapted to 21st century language.
"God, she's such a COTTON HEADED NINNY DICK"
by Jojo92 December 15, 2011
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Urban Dick Head

Someone who over uses Urban Dictionary to find out everything.
Larry: Jim, your a kike

Jim: Ah. So I am the derogatory term for a Jew

Larry: ...And you're an Urban Dick Head
by wetdickallnight September 13, 2009
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tor dick-head

A dick head that is unproportionally large compared to the shaft.
His dick was perfect but he had a tor dick-head so it didn't fit.
by David Gouveia February 2, 2010
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Dick Head Dan

Dick Head Dan is anyone who get's a job that he did not do anything to earn it. Most Dick head Dans are gay,young, short haired and also sport a goatee. Dick Head Dan's will swing off any ball sack that will get him ahead.
Can you believe how Joe pulled off that Dick Head Dan and got that job it really pays to suck anyones balls if you are willing.
by Wheels 59 April 25, 2010
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Dick Head Syndrome

a syndrome most males have where they tend to act as though they're thinking with their dick (it has a head as well) instead of their brain. This usually results in them pretending to be a nice guy just to get laid, lying, etc.
Dick head syndrome is when You meet a guy and he tells you he doesn't like having sex unless it's really meaningful so you wait a couple weeks and after you've slept together he doesn't talk to you anymore. He has dick head syndrome.



He actually is married, but he told you he is single? He must have Dick Head Syndrome.
by Jangel921 March 12, 2008
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Circumsised Dick Head

Dick head (stupid, irritating, ridiculous person) with a bald head
"Thanks to circumsised dick head over here we're stuck!"
by EL JAMMO October 8, 2020
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Dick Head Donor

1. a dick head, who is father of your child.

2. man brimming of confidence & arrogance in fatherhood to the point where he assumes he knows it all. Offering parenting advice through what he "heard", belittling the parenting of child's mother.

3. man who is an ideal father following up on all fatherly duties except, noticing that the mother of his child is the ideal mother/woman.
When a dick head donor interacts with the mother of his child, he will go out of his way turn the conversation into a negative experience. Often having her walk away from him shaking her head mumbling, Ugh! What a Dick Head Donor!
by Autumn Goals April 7, 2010
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