Sex-Haver

The opposite of an incel, being a Sex-Haver means one has internalized themselves as a haver-of-sex. This often results in bold and unpredictable behavior and occasionally acts of violence not seen from incels.

The Sex-Havers are also a domestic terrorist organization founded by a notorious Twitter and Gab shitposter named Ducky.

"The Sex-Havers are inevitable! We are unstoppable! 2021 is the year of the Sex-Havers!" -Ducky

"The Sex-Havers will never stop having sex."
-Ducky

"Gm Sex-Havers."
-Ducky

by FatDogAutsm July 17, 2021

Sex-haver

A derogatory term for someone who has sexual intercourse.

Sonic: you might touch the finnish line, but you never touched a woman
Jet the Hawk: You're right, I haven't lost my virginity... BECAUSE I NEVER LOSE! See you later sex-haver! Hahahaha
Sonic: Well, if I can't take his trophy... then i'll have to take his virginity!

Jet the Hawk: what the fuck

by slovakheroaugustus February 14, 2023

haverlock

haverlock is the last name of an amazing family. they are known all around canada and are some of the most loved people there.

Girl 1: hey did you go to the haverlock’s party last night.

Girl 2: yeah it was awesome i love them

by tori•lynn January 21, 2021

Haverford Dances

A dance where almost anyone can get in. But watch out, you MUST wear lacoste, le tigre or a 2" mini skirt to get in! JcPenny will just not do it there. This dance includes trashy sluts from baldwin, episcopal, and agnes irwin that will do anything to get a piece of haverfordor episcopal if their REALLY desperate ass. It also has the average Haverford asshole boys that will dance with any girl that will make out with them or "grind" with them. Be careful, virginity is NOT acceptable...it's most likely taken from you there.

I went to the Haverford Dance last night and totally grinded with this chick that I thought was hot at first, but reaized she was my cousin...

by Srarocksyoursocks April 16, 2005

Havertz

The best player in the Premier League.

That player is really good but he is quite not on the level of "Havertz"

by Sunni P August 6, 2020

Havertown

A city in located in suburban Philadelphia in Haverford Township, Delaware County. It has the privilege of being surrounded on three sides by the affluent towns of Broomall, Ardmore, and Haverford and the curse of butting up against Upper Darby on the fourth. The school district is excellent, and the neighborhoods are safe. The Main Line is a stone's throw away, which gives you access to all it has to offer: schools, first-class shopping, bike trails, etc. On the down side, Havertown is full of soccer moms who won't think twice about blocking the aisle in Super Fresh and refusing to let you pass, cutting you off in traffic, or stealing your primo parking spot at the Manoa Shopping Center. Their husbands are terrors, too, who will try to run you down at crosswalks with their Beamers and get mouthy if you hold up the line at the bank or the supermarket. Havertown kids are loud and rude and think they're gangsta when they're not. The cops are lazy but have plenty of energy to secret themselves in the dark recesses of the Swell Bubble Gum parking lot every Saturday night in the hope of nailing speeders. Havertown has lots of Havertrash, people who had to settle for Havertown because they couldn't quite afford that McMansion on the Main Line; as a result, their attitudes are foul and they take their disappointment out on those around them.

We moved to Havertown because the Main Line was too expensive.

by Slovakchick December 14, 2010

haverhill

a town where everyone thinks they are the shit. the town overall is decent..the people however are another story. with the exception of the white people everyone thinks their mad ghetto and hood wen the town really isnt..haverhill is not lawrence it is not boston...its haverhill...and the girls hate on other girls during the process of taking boys from other girls...also home of the girl fights it is highly probable to see small white grls kicking the shit out of people

shakala is hot shes from haverhill

by thug nigggga June 23, 2008