haver

Someone who has male genitalia

Person 1: Hey, do you have a penis?
Person 2: Yes, I'm a haver.

by insertausernamehere December 11, 2024

Haver

Noun

One who has a lot of something, who prides themselves into something.
Often applied after another noun.

Not to be confused with the Verb, Not to be taken seriously

(person) is a Sex haver
is a Bitcoin haver
is a Card haver
is a Girlfriend haver

by Gab9 December 28, 2025

sex haver

tommyinit

tommyinit is such a sex haver

by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023

Professional Fun Haver

A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.

Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!

by MrProffesionalFunHaver August 21, 2023

cock-haver

a cock-haver is someone who has a cock, now it isn't limited to just males, but trans females who haven't had surgery, or nonbinary folks who happen to be cack-havers

"dude she's pretty"
"she's a cock-haver though"
"even better"

by seanthewordmaker April 28, 2024

THE HAVERS

Finesse lane Artist, DINERO3x & Will Shmula Dropped a project called “The Havers” & The name stuck with them. THEY’RE LITERALLY HAVING EVERYTHING.. Motion, bitches, money and more .

Did you hear stone cold by Dinero3x & Will Shmula? It’s on their joined tape called “THE HAVERS”

Did you see who’s in the club again? The havers & their section is jumping

I CANT WAIT FOR THE HAVERS 2

That Dinero boy is cute i heard he’s apart of THE HAVERS

WILL SHMULA IS SO FUNNY i heard he’s apart of The Havers

Did you see THE HAVERS dumb or lit podcast ?

by Nyasia222 May 1, 2024