Skip to main content

do I have to?

a last second desperate plea in an attempt of ditching an unwanted engagement, commitment or obligation.
Father: do you, Steve, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. To cherish and to love. For better, for worse. In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer? Til death do you part? Steve: *sighs* do I have to?
by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009
mugGet the do I have to? mug.

You don't have to come and confess

an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"

originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"
Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?

Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!

Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.

Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!

Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!
by heroic lines for the heroic October 19, 2010
mugGet the You don't have to come and confess mug.

we have to go deeper

Made famous by Cobb in "The mind bending thriller" Inception, Where he kept on wanting to go into deeper levels of a dream. Has lately become a sort of meme. Seen a lot on forums.
by thisguy94 December 21, 2010
mugGet the we have to go deeper mug.

excuse me, but i have to go to the pissa

a phrase used when you need to go to the bathroom, such as when making natural pee; best used in a typical, generic, angry Ms. Hasz British accent.
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003
mugGet the excuse me, but i have to go to the pissa mug.

I have to pee like a mother

This is an expression much like I have to pee like a monster. Also known as I have to pee like a pregnant woman, this phrase refers to how pregnant women have to pee a lot.
by Raindrops on Roses December 16, 2007
mugGet the I have to pee like a mother mug.

i have to poo

just means that you need to poo
Jane: I have to poo!
Jack: ok
by Jkmb September 18, 2020
mugGet the i have to poo mug.

FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh
Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT
by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019
mugGet the FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email