Hausenfef

Someone who is awesome. Friends with everyone. Gets all the babes. Never lost...ever. Never got below an A+.

"I wish I could be Hausenfef"

by Hausenfef October 14, 2016

Hausenism

Coined by Twitter users @ malakaicyan and @ sadsimpwrestle and inspired/popularized by the linguistic mannerisms of self-described “very nice, very evil” professional wrestler Danhausen, “Hausenisms” refer to the wrestler’s peculiar bastardizations of phrases and names.

These are similar to Trailer Park Boys’ “Rickyisms,” with the exception that Hausenisms take place almost exclusively in the realm of professional wrestling.

More Hausenisms can be found on Danhausen’s YouTube page, “Love That Danhausen.”

“That’s nothing to shake a fist at.” –Danhausen, as opposed to saying the proper figure of speech, “nothing to shake a stick at.” The “Hausenism” here is the intentional botching of the “correct” phrase.

“Here is my close personal friend, Chris Judas—‘Jericho’ to some.” –Danhausen, on professional wrestler Chris Jericho, whose entrance song is called “Judas.”

“Swearing is bad. Cursing is fine.” –Danhausen

Danhausen also refers to pro wrestler CM Punk, formerly of WWE, as “Pepsi Man” because of Punk’s Pepsi brand shoulder tattoo.

by malakaicyan November 16, 2021

john houser

A man of true strength, masculine as hell but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. Cock gobbler of some sort

Ryan- hey john what's up?!

John- in gonna go lift and then jerk my dog! I'm such a john houser

by Rhunt January 27, 2016

David Hause

A man who only says two things: "Can you even ghost?" and "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!"

Jay: *plays games in class*
David Hause: "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!"

by MacXP June 1, 2018

Homie Hauler

Those pegs on the back of a bmx bike that you can carry friends with.

(Dude 1): hey man, you wanna go to the store?
(Dude 2): hell yeah! I installed a homie hauler on my bike so you can ride with me.
(Dude 1): Sweet. let’s go.

by tann+adam July 24, 2018

long-hauler

A pandemic victim for which the negative impacts to their health and related symptoms persist for months or years after being infected with the virus.

A long-hauler with prolonged suffering from Covid-19 seems to go unnoticed by many in part because they are bed ridden and in social isolation.

by mlhiss September 7, 2020

Randy Houser

To knock someone or something out.

I'm about to Randy Houser this last cup.

You keep talking shit, and I'm going to Randy Houser your ass.

by El Pinche Trio May 11, 2021