dan harte

sexy short king who enjoys a thong and a good time

dan harte is used as a name for a sexy short person

“oh your such a dan harte”

by singing master24 May 15, 2021

More Jam Than Hartley's

An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.

You lucky sod, you've got more jam than Hartley's.

by Jammycarrot June 27, 2009

Hawk Harrelson

THE most annoying announcer, not just in baseball but in all of sports. Has coined some catchphrases so lame that they would even embarrass that fool Stuart Scott. Phrases such as "grab some bench" and "he gone". Wow, what a wordsmith you are, "Hawk". Gee Hawk, why don't you tell us about your awesome .239 career batting average, and how you gave up baseball to be a failure as a professional golfer.

Hawk Harrelson sucks so bad that he could be on ESPN.

by The Slow Kid October 5, 2007

Walter Hartwell White

Walter white is an fictional character in the breaking bad universe. He is a science teacher that started making methamphetamine (mdma) He lives in 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104. He started making methamphetamine, because on tv he saw that he could make a lot of money of it. He is the one who knocks. His real name is Bryan Cranston. He killed many people while he was making mdma.

My name is Walter Hartwell White, i live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque new mexico 87104.

by Odeez March 9, 2022

Hawk Harrelson

A homer of an announcer who would immediately complain on close calls against the White Sox by umpiring crews but says "thank you very much" towards blown calls in favor of the Sox.

Other "Hawk" Quotes
*AND THIS BALLGAME IS OVAH!!!!
*Duck snort
*Duck fart
*GAS

And the classic fan interference call...
*Never seen anything like that in my whole career, as a player coming up from Little League, to D-ball, to C-ball, to A-ball, to Triple-A, to the big leagues, never seen that. Well you still got three guys on the bases, they already called two of them out. … This is absolutely B.S…..Dadgum right this game’s gonna be played under protest. (6/24/07 vs Cubs – after double-play was reversed by the umpires after an interference call. The entire rant he would never mention the fact that Juan Uribe was in the direct path of Mark Derosa)

Hawk Harrelson: I just love when he goes back door
DJ: ...

by Liuetenant Dante Sitwell March 3, 2009

Jo Harvelle

A kick-ass female hunter on the show Supernatural. Lived with her Mom, Ellen at the Roadhouse until she decided that she wanted to go out hunting on her own. She carries around a knife that was her dad's William Anthony Harvelle. Jo's dad and John Winchester where friends and John had to shoot Bill after a demon attacked him and Ellen thinks that it was John's fault and she doesn't want her daughter to hunt or have anything to do with Dean. Jo was sort of childish when we first meet her becasue she thinks hunting is glamorous. She likes Dean and he likes her too but doesnt want her to get hurt. When Sam gets possesed he goes to Jo because the demon knows that Dean cares for Jo and that it will be hard for him to choose between Jo and Sam. Dean saves Jo and then Jo saves Dean from the water.
She is still out there hunting.
Jo is really the only girl Dean can have a relationship with because they have the same background.

Dean: Shoulda cleaned the pipes.
Jo: What?
Dean: The pipes they are dirty.
Jo: Shut up.

Dean sings REO Speedwagon even though he hates it becasue he can't get it out of his head. (it makes him think of Jo Harvelle)

by deansmistress22 February 11, 2009

Hartnell Down

the act of falling on skates, made famous by Philadelphia Flyers winger Scott Hartnell. Promoted shirt and hat sales with the phrase to donate money to charity.

"He chases down the puck and oh boy, there he goes again, Hartnell Down..."

by Tizztone July 26, 2012