Cuban Harpoon

To cum in a persons month while receiving a blow job, while that person in turn spits your own cum back onto your dick and continues to suck you off.

A Cuban walks into a kitchen where he runs into his one night stands nymphomaniac roommate. Before he knows whats happening the nympho starts giving him a blow job. The Cuban was all about the blow job and was wondering if the nympho would spit or swallow. He was not expecting the nympho to spit his own cum back onto his dick and start sucking him off again (Cuban Harpoon).

by Skippy the Pirate or Bubbles September 7, 2009

harpoon ass

the ass of a skinny person when they sit on your lap and it hurts.

She sat on my lap and it was painful because she was a harpoon ass

by asssmann May 30, 2010

LAX-Harpoon

When one Laxbrah takes the butt-end of their stick(has to be rubber), stabs their brah in their penny and continuously twists their stick until they can't move and are under your control. While doing the Lax-Harpoon one must yell HARPOON! it is the rule as to allow the person time to de-harpoon you

2 brahs are laxin it up outside o school and one is shagging a ball from the net the other brah turns and Lax-Harpoons him screaming HARPOON!

by jasonium May 26, 2010

Rolling Harpoon

Start with a naked man and a naked woman. Stuff the woman in a trash can place a lid on top. Proceed to cut a hole where her cooter would be and then give it a good push down the hill. Quickly take off after buck naked in your roller blades and try to aim your raging boner into the hole that was previously cut. NO HANDS ALLOWED. *success is very difficult and your penis may be severed.

Man! I totally pulled the rolling harpoon on your mom in the park yesterday afternoon.

by boobahaha December 10, 2006

Horny Harpoon

A guy that seems to relish exclusively boning fatso's, meaning his Johnson acquires the taste for the Larger Lass

"Jesus Christ, look at Dave, he's going after that blob over there; what's his deal?"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

Harpoon moon

When a girl moons you but the string from her tampon is hanging out

She flashed me a harpoon moon

by Badabingbert June 9, 2018

man the harpoons

This phrase is also used exclaimed whenever a fat chick walks into the internets.

*op posts fat chick* "hay guise this is my gf. does u lieks her?

everyone: MAN THE HARPOONS

by killer of lulz February 23, 2009