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Harper Holiday

month or multiple months of recreation when work remains outstanding, when no work is done; period of this, paid vacation, esp. annual paid vacation

to avoid responsibility or accountability

act of avoiding or undermining fundamental democratic institutions
eg. Although the renovation was not halfway done and already behind schedule, the carpenters took a Harper Holiday anyway and still expected to be paid.

eg. John had not studied enough so he Harper Holidayed his mid-term examinations

eg. the Prime Minister saw his popularity declining and risked losing a confidence vote so he declared a Harper Holiday to avoid further investigations and accountability
by Dimitri Soudas January 4, 2010
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Harper

Harper is a girl that is very kind and when she meets you she will care for you with all of her heart and she will never let you down . She will help you in JUST A LITTLE situation. She will never give up on you !
Harper “l will never give up and l will always be your friend
by Jade howe November 22, 2017
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loud but harmless

Quite the opposite of the popular term 'Silent but Deadly.'

Loud but Harmless is a fart that is EXTREMELY loud, but will not do any damage to your nose.
Dan: Hey guys.

Jim: Hi, *farts loudly*

Andy: Oh man, take cover!

Dan: No, Andy it's okay! There's no smell! It's a Loud but Harmless!

Andy: Oh yeah! Awesome!
by EpicWinzorz December 27, 2008
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andy harglesis

an internet famous online user who started as a troll/spammer under the name "13andincrediblycut" on youtube; made his mark on bodybuilding videos as an annoying kid who always brags about his "lifts" and how much he could lift. also known by other troll names online, and has a knack for getting anyone's attention online.
"andy harglesis is a stupid spammer and troll"

"andy harglesis always trolls bodybuilding/powerlifting videos"

"andy harglesis is related to steroidsr4losers group"
by wilkosstevesucksss111 August 26, 2013
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Luke Harper

A WWE wrestler that doesn't change his shirt, has great ring abilities, and gets all the hoes.
He never cleans his shirt but gets all the hoes!
I know right! He's such a Luke Harper
by yourathot February 27, 2015
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Joshua Harper

This is the name given to someone with unbelievably low iq and hygiene. Often found on farms as they mate with chickens and roosters.
If we put joshua harper in a room with Albert Einstein and Steven hawking the average iq goes down to 6.
by THE_FACT_GUY July 9, 2021
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Harlequin Fetus

Also known as the Harlequin type ichthyosis, the most severe form of congenital ichthyosis.

The Harlequin Fetus is a baby born with unusually hardened keratin layer in fetal skin. This creates diamond shape scales instead of skin. The eyes, ears, mouth, and other appendages are also horribly contracted and deformed.

The scales limet the poor child's movement, and cracks where the skin folds. This takes away the skins main fuction; protection. Bacteria get into the skin, causing infections.

The term harlequin comes from both the baby's facial expression and the diamond-shaped pattern of the scales, which are caused by severe hyperkeratosis. 17th century entertainers known as jesters, or harlequins, wore costumes with diamond patterns on them, as well as a particular style of face paint. The features of the harlequin fetus mimic this stylized makeup, and their faces are often pulled tight into grim parodies of a clown's smile.

Survival is normally only hours.
The Harlequin Fetus is a very sad being. It makes me sad to see internet assholes posting its pictures in hoping to get frightened reactions from people.

There are plenty of goatse, tubgirl, and lemon party pics on the internet.
by Jimmithy October 19, 2004
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