minhos.harness

minhos.harness is a bad editor who is confused if their gender fluid , bi-gender , or she/her 🙁

person 1: have you seen minhos.harness sucky video? haha!
person 2: no, show me!
person 1: okay!

by kennedy.rhodes.sangster June 8, 2021

5 point harness

A sexual act in which you drive in circles around an empty parking lot while your girl assumes a vertical 69 position on top of you with her legs over your shoulders, her arms around your waist, and her head in your crotch, resembling a 5 point harness used in race cars.

After me n’ Darla Jean left the bar we drove over to the Walmart parking lot and did a few laps while she 5 point harnessed me.

by swamp taco August 10, 2019

harkness

n. derived from the Arkansian word "hill-billy" which means "One who sleeps with his sister and has no real genitalia.

Harkness has no male genitalia. Go figure.

by LZ January 3, 2005

harness

A type of beard, similar to the chinstrap, except with the addition of an attaching moustache.

If Abe Lincoln added a moustache, he'd have a harness.

by McG September 12, 2005

safety harness

a belt or strap in an automobile, airplane, or other moving object, fastened around the midsection to keep the person safely secured, as during a sudden stop or massive wreck.

Miss KC Slinger hopped in her whip and made sure to buckle her safety harness before cruisin down 95, yes sir.

by Master P '84 January 13, 2008

harness

a bra

-Kelly has large breasts.
-She needs a big harness lol

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 8, 2019

chode harness

A small basket to hold a chode(short and stubby penis). includes a basket and chains strapped around your waist all in black or white leather.

honey my chode harnass broke!
Your a chode harness!
my chode hurts because my chode harness is too small.

by big baller 696969 August 14, 2009