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It happens

It's a more socially acceptable version of "shit happens".
It can be used to:
1)express condolences for someone's situation without offering any apologetic words.
2)respond to a future problems that shows a sense of sadness/aggression towards it, but in a way without trying to complain
3)to shrug off a one's own, or someone else's, minor annoyance
4)substitute for an actual response, while still continuing the conversation
1)"My girlfriend just broke up with me"
It happens.
2)"I'm not looking forward to this physics test tomorrow"
It happens.
3)"I think the cafeteria is out of milk. (Ehh, it happens)"
It happens.
4)"Sounds like you've had a long day"
Yeah, it happens.
by Nosyria March 23, 2013
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Vas happening

Devised by the good-looking, one and only Zayn Malik from One Direction.

Don't you dare saying ''What's Happening?'' it's VAS HAPPENING . You're allowed to say 'vas happenin' or 's'appning'.

It's Zayn's unique saying but apparently you're allowed to say that too.

You can't help but loving Zayn and his super cute accent.
There once was a group with Liam and Niall

Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?
They lived with Zayn and their room was vile

Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?
Did you know, Harry's such a slob?
He needs to win the xFactor 'cause he can't get a job

And oh, Louis needs a boat
He dresses like he owns one
'cause he's got no other clothes
They really need your vote
Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys?
Mick Jagger could be Harry's dad,
Vas happening mum? Vas happening Mick?
When Liam sings he makes his face look sad
Vas Happening song, vas happening sad?
And Zayn, the master of echoes
And Niall was raised by leprachauns
so he won't ever grow

And oh, Louis needs that boat
He dresses like he owns one
and it's becoming a joke

They really need your vote
Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?
by Horay_Loray April 8, 2011
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stranger things have happened

They're not the most likely winners but stranger things have happened.
"I definitely do think we can still win, stranger things have happened, " said Mjallby.
by jonathan.creek January 23, 2014
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Tits or it didn't happen

An expression requesting a picture of naked breasts to serve as proof of having a girlfriend. Also used to question an online poster's sexual identity.
Rosencrantz: My girlfriend gave me such a great blowjob last night.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!

Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.
by Sklooby October 27, 2008
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crazy random happenstance

a quirky twist of fate, synonym of coincidence, as shown in "Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"
Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Billy: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love frozen yogurt!
Billy: What a crazy random happenstance!
by fred carpinski February 25, 2009
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Happier Than Ever

1. Billie Eilish's recently announced album that has everything to be a big fucking ass success.
person 1: hey dude, have you checked billie's instagram lately?
person 2: yeah, I just did. she has just announced her second album called "Happier Than Ever"
by eilishst4n April 28, 2021
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New Hampshire

A place where people from mass come to get lost in our mountains which have very clearly marked trails and then have the state of New Hampshire pay to rescue them.
Where have you been?

I got lost in those fackin New Hampshire mountains, i am such a moron.
by TheRadish1 March 30, 2009
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