A Disney childrens TV show about a typical American girl at a school filled with blind idiots who can't tell that she is some famous star just because her hair is different. Main character played by boring and talentless Miley Cyrus who only gets her million dollar jobs because her daddy is famous.
Ryan: zomg, everyone in Hannah Montana is obviously blind or mentally retarded!
Caitlin: too true, too true, i mean really, i totally want to go on that show and punch her in the face and rip off her stupid blonde wig!
Caitlin: too true, too true, i mean really, i totally want to go on that show and punch her in the face and rip off her stupid blonde wig!
by ohyes. WIN. February 21, 2010
while mostly known as that dumb bitch on TV
Hannah is actually slang for coke. Most people don't know Tony Montana is her uncle and she def is white girl.
Hannah is actually slang for coke. Most people don't know Tony Montana is her uncle and she def is white girl.
Me: Hey madu you wanna get hannah montana tickets tonight, its like 50$ a seat madu?
Shmeh: I meannnnnnn, im down we def getting front row seats right?
Me: For sure shit is legitttt!!
Shmeh: uh yeaaaaaaaa, we innn it!
Shmeh: I meannnnnnn, im down we def getting front row seats right?
Me: For sure shit is legitttt!!
Shmeh: uh yeaaaaaaaa, we innn it!
by St timmy December 17, 2008
A slut whore who thinks she can sing and dance. her dad is the only reason shes famous. she has a stupid show that is written by overpaid "comedy writers" who couldn't care less.
Person 1: did u see that hannah montana concert last night?
person 2: fuck no, not that dirtbag bitch.
person 2: fuck no, not that dirtbag bitch.
by billybobjoe jackjimmus the 3rd June 14, 2010
by Bebe234 September 16, 2009
noun- a crack addicted slut who pretends she loves her family when really, she just wants to send snipers after them
by MS HL January 31, 2009
Hannah Montana is a Disney Channel show about a girl leading an American schoolgirl leading an amazing double life as a popstar. Starring Miley Cyrus and Emily Osment it proved a big hit in both America and the UK in 2006. It is a quality show and all these idiots dissing it should grow up and realise its meant to be for kids not pervs.
by Gareth Ronan August 29, 2006
When a gay dude is getting pounded in the ass and jacking himself off at the same time. It's like getting "the best of both worlds!"
by Keylimepie78 April 22, 2010