Handaddict

Someone who jacks it (Masturbates) at least Three times a day, everyday.

Friend: "Damn man, I been whackin it way too much lately..."

You: "Dude you should get some help, you might be a handaddict."

by qazqazqaz December 9, 2008

handards

Uber high standards. The exact opposite of landards.

Jerome defiantly has handards, he hooked-up with that really hot chick.

by GHETTOMILLIONARE January 10, 2010

hankdatank

hank is a really comp stage 2k20 player on jah. some people call him luv. he is a god at 2k and fort at the same time ( yes it’s true) i’m not lying he’s more insane then jarvis. when i watch hanks daily uploads he reminds me of jesus christ a little bit. just the way he talks and moves!

hankdatank is a god at 2k

by raandomfatwizard November 21, 2019

Hangwank

When a man hangs himself while playing with his meat pipe, and keeps going until he eventually loses consciousness, passes out, and dies.

Holy shit did you hear? Jake did a Hangwank last night!

by Rionox December 8, 2022

hangman

Hangman is a game where you guess a word by its letters. If you picked a letter that is in the word, that letter in the word will appear in its position. If not, a part of the man will be drawn. If the whole man is drawn, you lose. The goal is to guess the whole word without the whole man drawn.

XXXXXX sucks at hangman.

by command C December 15, 2018

hangdown

Slang: Male genitalia

"My hangdown smelled like skank so the bitch hit me with a smoothie."

by Mike Reilly November 14, 2003

hangman

A drink of incredible strength and lethality.

"Why do they call it hangman?"

"One drop and you're dead!"

by WobblyH February 19, 2013