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handan

A farsi female name that means smile. She has a very strong character. You will rarely catch her crying. She is funny but she can have a messed up mind. She is very understanding even though she doesn't show it. If your not her friend and insult her watch out she can be very evil. If you like her she wont be able to break your heart but she is into bad boys
Girl: look at that new girl after everything that happened to her she isnt in tear

Girl2: wow she must be a handan
by Sexybeast321 June 20, 2014
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hanamantaphobia

dude, do you seriously have hanamantaphobia? Yea, I'm terrified of her. she can't sing or dance or act human.
by wademan2636 October 15, 2009
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handaling

The act of a creep or pervert on any form of public or private transportation who will occasionally look over a seat for a brief moment and quickly look back away. They "handal'er" will do this several times until you notice. The "handal'er" will have glasses and a dirty mexican stash.
God damn, this kid who's handaling is really pissing me off.
by Hanthony Andal November 11, 2011
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handfarting

A specially honed talent of typical eleven-year-olds who are adept at fart games.
His capacity for under-the-table, secret handfarting made him the least favored guest at birthday parties.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
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amish handwarmer

The amish handwarmer is an act of foreplay where one person finger's the other after being outside in the cold for some time. If you live in an area that is warm, substitute cold weather by leaving your hand in ice water for a couple seconds, and you'll get the same affect.

Unlike most sex terms, with male & female sex, the woman is giving the man an amish handwarmer.

Term came from this amish joke:
One day while riding in a carrige with her mother during the winter, an amish girl informed her mother her hands were very cold.
"Just put your hands between your legs, that'll warm them up fast!" To the girls suprise it worked very well, and continued to put her hands between her legs when ever they were cold.
Weeks later, the same amish girl was riding in the carrige with a male friend of hers. Not long into the ride her friend mentioned his hands were warm. So she recomended he put her hands between her legs to warm his hand up. The next day while riding in the carriage, the friend mentioned his nose was cold. The amish girl thought about it and told him to rest his face in her lap to warm his face up. After weeks of doing this, the friend finnally gather up the courage to say "Its so cold out here, my penis is frozen!". Not knowing what a penis was, the amish girl let him put it in her lap.
after arriving home the daughter went to the mother and asked her what a 'penis' was. Taken completely by suprise the mother could only ask why she wanted to know.
so the daughter said "I was wondering, because they make a huge mess when they thaw."
The first day it snows, my girlfriend gives me an amish handwarmer.

I love giving amish handwarmers, it feels "refreshing".
by harmonistrendy September 4, 2006
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Handtarded

When someone has large, clumsy hands. capable of causing destruction wherever they go.
I Snapped COD when i picked it up, sorry man.

Thats 'cos your fucking handtarded!
by Pupling December 2, 2011
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Handpay

Paying for goods or services with a handjob.
Yo, you gettin a handpay for that?
by riped June 15, 2018
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