Handle Gripper

A derogatory term for a homosexual man; relating to, gripping/holding a penis.

-Did you hear that Michael is a handle gripper?
-Shut the fuck up, you handle grippin- lookin ass, motha fucka

-My Mom said I can’t stay the night at Kyle’s; she thinks he’s a handle gripper.

by An popsicle October 3, 2018

handle that

To throughly take care of.

"That girl lookin fine, you better go handle that."

by Kyle November 25, 2004

handle up

Complete your current task

I had to handle up on this report i was writing.

by Robbi Reed September 25, 2005

Handle Wave

To pass a handle of alcohol while taking a swig and perform the wave as you're doing it.

Friends + Party Bus + Handle of Vodka: "Hey, let's do the Handle Wave!!!!" Pass it around!!

by Emjayrockit May 7, 2011

handle my business

To masterbate or play with oneself.

"I was so fucking horny, I had to handle my business."

by HotDyke August 2, 2006

handle barred

When a girl grabs your cock and does nothing but hold on.

Instead of getting ass at the party last night, Robbie got handle barred. What's worse is she fell asleep.

by Kyle God August 13, 2007

Handle-Ears

Handle-Ears are ears that are so big you could hold on to them for stability whilst completing tasks such as receiving a boost over a fence, or riding during sex.

This is caused by an anomaly during conceiving the child.

I couldn't gain stability whilst I was riding Kyle, so I just held on to his Handle-Ears instead!

by Half-Nut May 7, 2020