Handifapped

The state of being unable to masturbate. This can range from arms being tired to genital mutilation.

I tried to fap again but my arms were tired, I was completely handifapped!

by definedefinition November 12, 2015

Handicap Shit

When the shit you just took was so massive that you loose feeling to your legs and it leaves you unable to walk or function correctly.

Richard: "When are you coming over?"

Dan: "It might be a while because I just took a handicap shit."

by Big J Fly July 26, 2016

Handicap slide

Giving a handicap person a slide or pass because they are handicapped.

That guy with crutches, his first audition was good, the second... Not so much.

Yeah, they better not give him the handicap slide.

by mizsparklezz May 17, 2018

handicapat

1) Word in Romanian which refers to a person with difficulties / disabilities.

2) Swear word in Romania which refers to a person that has imaginary mental problems; acts like it has a real mental disability; similar in context with "retarded".

1) "Are handicap" - "He/She/They/Etc has a disability"
"Școală de handicapați" - "A school for people with disabilities"

2) "Ești handicapat" - "You're retarded"
"Handicapatu-le!" - "Retard!"
"Ce handicapat ești!" - "You're so fucking retarded!"

by VasluiPower May 22, 2019

Handicapat

Handicapat is a romanian insult that can mean a lot of different things: retared, idiot, mentally ill, mentally retarded, brain dead, etc.

Dorel: Aseara am dormit cu ma-ta.
Gigel: Ba tu esti handicapat?

by CxstinMamaMare123 December 5, 2021

Handiclapped

When you’re so high, you become physically unable to do anything.

Hey, did you get my call last night?
Nah I couldn’t even move, I was handiclapped.

by doog_schloog July 5, 2019

asian male handicap

the sexual selective disadvantage imbued upon all asian males who live in the known Universe, which renders them qrotesque and revolting to all but the ugliest white women, some of whom may eventually fuck them because it ends becoming a choice between them or a turtle.

A number of movies star Jackie Chan because his asian male handicap allows for hilarious juxtapositions of him with white men, who always get the hot white girls.

by genericAM September 1, 2006