video handcuffs

Mostly used in combination with verbal handcuffs, when someone forces you to watch the latest YouTube video (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The person typically will come up behind you and hijack your own internet session and force you to sit there and watch, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out or were doing something else. Examples: no or subdued reaction to video, eyes shifting away from screen, looking at your watch, checking your phone. Video handcuffs can sometimes go on for minutes or hours as the first video can lead into an endless string of more videos.

See verbal handcuffs

Office Guy: You've got to see this video on I saw on YouTube!

Office Girl: (Stares blankly)

Office Guy: James Gandolfini roughs up this fan! It's crazy!

Office Girl: Uh-huh.

Office Guy: Oh man, that was messed up, wasn't it? Hey, did you see the one when that weather dude yells at Carol Costello?

Office Girl: (Thinks fuck me, video handcuffs)

by tankapotomus February 25, 2010

Handcuff Hunnie

A female that likes to be handcuffed by a law enforcement officer. Preferably to a head post.

I went out with this girl on tinder last night. When she found out I was a cop, she told me she wanted me to cuff her to the bed. She was a total Handcuff Hunnie.

by Joeycamp03 February 9, 2022

Nerd handcuffs

When you have a electronic device in your hands, usually hindering the person from doing any other activity other than use the device.

Joe: How was last night?
Henry: Pretty bad. I was in nerd handcuffs and couldn't eat or sleep at all. At least leveled up a bunch!

by theoneandonlykevar March 16, 2016

Smokey Handcuffs

When you smoke so much weed you can't move your arms.

"Bruh, I tried to spank it...but the smokey handcuffs got me"

by MC sticky rice March 4, 2017

Fuzzy Handcuff

When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.

Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!

by Ten-eight June 25, 2022

polish handcuffs

Double fisting a girl. One fist in the pussy and one fist in the ass.

"Jessica is so loose I was able to give her the polish handcuffs last night"

by Adam a.k.a. Wojo October 16, 2008

Handcuff

Lettin it be known dhat ya nighas cnt fuck a certain bitch cause you fuckin her. No sharin!!

Nah son, dhat nigha handcuff dhat bitch ryt there. Find anotha bitch back to beat out.

by DhatBitch90210 April 20, 2010