Tokyo sandblaster

A sexual endeavor in which a man wraps his penis with sand paper. He then yells "Bonzai!" and penetrates a woman's vagina.

I writing in my diary about how considerate my boyfriend is, and then he gave me a Tokyo sandblaster. Geez, my vagina hurts!

by STANRUTH November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Tokyo Sandblaster refers to the act of eating at an Asian buffet and later projectile diarrheaing onto your partner’s face or chest. This works best in conjunction with a helicopter dismount. The Tokyo Sandblaster can also be skillfully transitioned into a Cleveland Steamer.

I wonder if that old couple in the China Wok buffet line is preparing for a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by SFLTimmay November 12, 2010

Handblast

Verb
To give a female sexual pleasure in her genital region with your hand very rapidly.

Example 1
Kevin: "Dude, did anything happen between you and that brunette?"
Brian: "Bro, I took off her pants and fucking handblasted her. She was loving it."

by The Codester et Homie-D December 17, 2008

chatanooga sandblaster

when someone rubs sandpaper on a girls titty to give arousal. as she is climaxing she is deficated upon

that nigger bitch doesn't have nipples anymore becuase she beez getting too many chatanooga sandblasters.

by hollaatchaboi July 16, 2006

Tokyo Sandblaster

Sexual position described by Conan O'Brien on his show.

Did you hit her with the old tokyo sandblaster?

by kwongbgitz November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

When having sex with a female from behind, as the male is about to ejaculate, he has the female turn around and then yells "GODZIRRAAA!!!" and throws sand in the female's face.

Bryan: "Did you hear that?"

Rusty: "No."

Bryan: "It sounded like Tom totally just gave Jess the Tokyo Sandblaster!"

by Martin Landau November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

An act of sex in which the two people have sex while watching Conan on TBS until orgasm. This is repeated every night that Conan is on.

Dude 1: Man, I Tokyo Sandblasted my girlfriend last night. It was awesome!
Dude 2:Awwwww Yeeeeeah!
Dude 1: Yeah, Conan made the most hilarious joke! Can't wait til' tonight.
Dude 2: The Tokyo Sandblaster is the best!

by Swimdan November 27, 2010