handjob

The equivalant of calling someone an idiot.

"What the fuck is this guy doin'? What a handjob."

by Rowdy Burns July 05, 2006

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handjob

Something a women usually gives a man by masturbating his penis. This is done horribaly by most women, and a guy can usually do it way better his self. When a man gives a women a handjob, (fingering), is best done by a man because it's not that hard to find a womens place for most pleasure. Most likely her clitouris.

Man Amanda gave me a handjob yesterday and I could of done it 10 x better myself.

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Andy fingered me in such the right places last week, I had the best orgasm ever!

by m0012 April 27, 2008

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handjob

When a girl leads a guy on and does not put out. Or anything that is unsatisfactory.

Neil was all ready to bone Moni when she told him to stop. He didn't get passed first base. She was a total handjob.

by Laxer23 December 13, 2007

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Handjob

A person who acts like a jackass or an idiot.

Jeremy - "Wow Brian sucks at driving!"

Joe - "Haha yeah I know, he's such a handjob."

by Hugh G. Wreckshin July 21, 2008

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Toriyama Handjob

A term referring to the practice in media (notably in shounen manga/anime) of powering up side characters off screen to bring them up to par, or surpassing, the protagonist. These powerups happen regardless of sense, often with little explanation. Named for Dragonball creator Akira Toriyama due to how often it happens in the Dragonball media.

Coined by youtube user PlagueofGripes in his video on the treatment of the character Tien from Dragonball, highlighting how everyone in-series gets a Toriyama Handjob except Tien.

"This is after a long series of episodes about how Krillin had given up fighting and was so weak that bullets were now a serious danger to him, so he got a shit-licious power up. That is a Toriyama Handjob." - PlagueofGripes

by Everyone hates Tien September 14, 2017

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