alaskan hand grenade

when you fill a condom with shit and throw it against the wall, as you cum, screaming “grenada”.

I tried anal with my girl last week and she wanted to pull an alaskan hand grenade and now we can’t get our safety deposit back

by qrx January 23, 2021

brown hand grenade

A festering turd that smells so offensive that it could kill a room full of homeless people.

Jesus fuck, that guy dropped a brown hand grenade so bad it melted the paint off the walls.

by Tyre Iron Phil June 03, 2016

Polish Hand Grenade

The act of catching a fart in your hand, then throwing it in some ones face. Usually followed by a look of disgust by the one who was hit.

Pat just hit me in the face with a polish hand grenade and now i a going to throw up.

by Wignigg November 17, 2008

Holy Hand Grenade

First you pour diet coke in a girls vagina. Then you grab a handful of mentos and fist fuck her for a count of three. Do not count to four, nor two, lest it proceedeth you to three. Five is right out. Then get the hell out of the way.

"The other day I was fisting my girl and she said 'hey, let's try something kinky' so I gave her the Holy Hand Grenade. I was cleaning diet coke off of my walls for three days.

by BizarroTravis May 14, 2009

Trailerpark Hand Grenade

When you fire a load into your hand, then overhand-throw it at someone.

Dude, Matt hit Tracey with a Trailerpark Hand Grenade...

by Gee Lopes October 04, 2008

vietnamese hand grenade

(n.) The outcome of a male ejaculating into a rubber, and after doing so, chucking it at the face of an unliked person.

Note: Could be given to one who dresses up as an actor from the hit show Grey's Anatomy, specifically the Korean Nurse & likes Patric. P.S. Thao is uglier than Sandra Oh >=

I totally gave Thao a Vietnamese Hand Grenade.
Kevin Tran likes to recieve Vietnamese Hand Grenades.
Theresa Hang enjoys an occasional Vietnamese Hand Grenade, especially those given by Andrew Bui.

by Mr. Brahms & Midget Tooth Fairy November 02, 2006

Vietnam Hand Grenade

Don't masturbate or have sex for a week. Then fuck a girl with a condom. When you cum, pull off the condom while retaining the cum. Tie up the end then raise the cum-filled-condom up in the air and chuck it at the girl's face like a water balloon. Try to break her nose.

That bitch sucks in bed so I did a Vietnam Hand Grenade on her face. She is in the hospital today with a broken nose.

by jonathan134667 November 04, 2005