Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?

The first line of 'The hat fic'

when someone says 'Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?' i want to rip my hair out. as the hat fic has ruined my life

by CallieHowlter December 26, 2017

hamstring

To cause one to not be able to move, walk, or function. To immobilize someone, to make someone powerless. (taken from the literal practice of cutting with a knife an animal's or person's hamstring muscle) past tense - hamstrung

The lack of investors will hamstring my efforts to move the project forward.

I was hamstrung by the flu prior to the marathon.

by irzapper August 18, 2007

hamsterous

of, or pertaining to, a hamster.
something that resembles a hamster.

Kate Moss is extremely hamsterous, I want to send her a giant exercise wheel or something.

by Emily6363 April 28, 2006

Hamstering

When a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullshit excuse.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.

Damn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.

by somegirlyoudontknow February 29, 2008

hamsterdam

(In HBO's The Wire) The area where all drug trafficking was pushed, by police, to clear up the rest of Baltimore's corners. It was an area filled with vacants.

Bubbles sold his whiteys in Hamsterdam until they shut the place down

by molson622 April 28, 2007

hamster

A species of rodent soon to inherit the earth after our demise

I saw a hamster plotting my death yesterday

by Zi October 3, 2004

hamster style

A unique martial arts style that is impossible to combat. This style is displayed in the movie Orgazmo by ChodaBoy.

That son of a bitch with the Texas Belt Buckle tried to give me a dirty sanchez so I whipped his ass hamster style.

by On Top June 26, 2006