Hot Hamlin

The act of defecating in a Federal Express box and shipping it to a friend. Named after NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin, whose race team is sponsored by FedEx. Made popular in Charlotte NC, where NASCAR teams are based.

I sent you a Hot Hamlin for April Fool's Day and boy did it smell bad when it arrived.

by NASCAR Fan February 14, 2010

Haeling

Biggest Troll on Apb:Reloaded

Dude1:Dude someone just sent me dick pics randomly
Dude2: It was prob Haeling

by Gamepsychology December 12, 2012

Hauling

The state of pure enjoyment. One is usually hauling when they have absolutely no worries whatsoever. However, you can even be hauling while doing something as simple as having hot tea during a cold winter day.

Babah cheekarmeekoneeh?

I'm hauling, big time!

by Dariush December 26, 2013

Harlingen

A city in the southern tip of Texas, called the Rio Grand Valley (or RGV). Sometimes called Lil' H-Town, in recognition of Houston, Texas. Usually mistaken by other people as Arlington.

C LOS: Yo, man when you comin' down to Lil' H-Town?
KNIGG: Fuck man, I dunno, Harlingen's a long ways from where I'm at.

by Carlos Rocha June 29, 2006

Josh Halling

1) To steal a friend's (possibly best friend) girl even if they are not together, full well knowing that they like that girl already

2) To steal a friend's line, phrase or word

Person 1: Naheeeeeee
Person 2: Hey that's my line. Stop Josh Halling me

by Bender_Patrol August 22, 2011

Hamdingers

A small, bite-sized frozen ham sandwich on a biscuit. Much like today's "white castle" hamburgers; a popular frozen snack food of the late 1960's and 1970's.

"Jimmy, Don't eat that! There is a box of Hamdingers in the freezer!"

by Dravenxstardust February 26, 2009

Hauling Lumber

This is a euphemism for the state in which someone is in need of a bowel movement, i.e. that feeling that you need to take a crap.

Man, I have been hauling lumber all day, I don't know how much longer I can hold it.

by Brian Rooker October 24, 2006