Hallway Tango

A common occurrence in school and workplace hallways in which the two (or more) participants strafe from side to side trying to get around each other, only to keep trying to dodge the other person by going in the same direction as they are.
1. I was almost late to my class because i got in a hallway tango with Jim.
2. I almost fell over when i took a sharp left around a corner only to be thrust into a hallway tango with Johnny.
by xC-Murdahx November 13, 2009
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hallway sex

When a relationship has turned sour and the closest thing to having sex is walking past one another in the hallway and saying, "f__k you!"
"She hates me so much right now all we ever have is hallway sex."
by poovoir February 20, 2014
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hallway meeting

When people in an office talk business loudly in the middle of the hallway for several minutes or more. It is especially annoying when they could easily go into their nearby office and not distract anyone around them.
I can't get any work done because the big wigs are having a hallway meeting near me. That's why I'm killing time on Urban Dictionary.
by Milhouse 911 March 06, 2014
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Hallway Shuffle

The akward left to right dance that occurs when 2 people are trying to pass eachother in the hallway, but both try to take the same direction.
Me and this other guy started doing the Hallway Shuffle when we were trying to walk past each other at work.
by ThrashMetalMan1 August 14, 2011
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narrow hallway

The long space inside the eye of a penis. Inserting items into this narrow hallway will result in cockrot.
<meelWORM> I put a toothpick in my pee-hole's narrow hallway.
<meelWORM> Oh no
<meelWORM> I think it got stuck
<meelWORM> I'll try to pull it out
<veovis> hahaha, don't do anything stupid now
<meelWORM> I think it broke inside.
-5 minutes later-
<meelWORM> I think I got cockrot.
by veovis August 13, 2007
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Use the hallway

A polite term for farting in a simi-public place.
Bill: Hey I gotta fart
John: Dude just go over there and use the hallway
by Green Hat November 08, 2011
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Hallway crush

a person whom you see in the hallways of school that you don’t have any classes with — you most likely have no connections whatsoever with them, either. if you dream about them, you’re a simp (I’m a simp.)
by rainbowgorilla September 24, 2023
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