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Hallmark

Besides being a greeting card company, it also means a male who has no balls. therefore he is way to simpathetic and crys over chick flicks. Enjoys buying stuffed animals and flowers for his girlfriend who has him by his non existent nuts. He listens to his every word as if he thought he could blow a load on it. Hallmark club cards, and "Hallmark" are not that different when you think about it.
Chris: dude, tonight there is an Avril Lavigne concert! i'm going with my girlfriend! i'm going to get her flowers, and candy, its going to be great!
Ben: dude... you're such a god damn Hallmark
by some dude October 21, 2004
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hallmark headlock

When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.
Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!
by Steven October 25, 2004
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[Abbie Hallmark]

A very swish person or thing
"can you see his shoes?"
"yeah. . . there so Abbie Hallmark!"
by Ked1234 March 25, 2009
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hallmark haunted house

1/ A very typical haunted house, generally categorized by ghosts, moving shadows, creaky staircases, paintings with eyes that follow you around the room and suits of armor that follow you every time you turn around.

2/ A haunted house that while it may be scary, scares you with nice things, such as a ghost jumping out and saying,"you are a great person" or "i hope you have a great day"
friend 1) hey, did you go through the haunted house at the carnival?
friend 2) yeah, i mean i was really scared until the first guy jumped out at me.
friend 1) why's that?
friend 2)he was too nice, all he did was compliment my hair.
friend 1) what a hallmark haunted house.
by gozainagi January 26, 2012
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hallmark gay

A person who self identifies as a homosexual, and appears as the picture perfect "gay person"
"Did you see Chris at the Christmas party with his fiancé?"

"Yes they looked like quite the hallmark gays don't you think?"
by Hallmarkgay December 22, 2016
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hallmark handsome

A conventionally good looking guy who should be a catch, but when you get to know him you discover he's boring, with little personality. Usually has chiseled features, short hair, six o'clock shadow. Can be found wearing button down blue shirts, however, there may be some disguised in edgier garb. Do not be fooled. Still Hallmark handsome!
What do you think of Brad?

He's cute and nice but has zero game and you can't talk to him about anything. He's Hallmark handsome.
by nicolasix December 10, 2019
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Speciesism’s hallmark

A gesture to the fact that allowing Speciesism to persist without some type of government over watch to keep it in check may over time greatly increase the chances of major disease pandemics happening, including diseases that have the ability to kill large numbers of people.
Dan: Its really sad that so many people have died from Covid-19.
Baxten: It is sad, but what’s even sadder, at least in my opinion, is the fact that all of this may have been averted if the Obama and Trump Presidential Administrations had done a better job trying to pass regulations to reduce the impact of Speciesism by doing things like requiring pet insurance to provide coverage for preventive health care visits and pressure states to pass regulations to reform their animal healthcare systems to make them more effective, accessible, and cost efficient.
Dan: That part I also agree with you on. Disease outbreaks like this are Speciesism’s hallmark after all.
by Vanguard 1998 March 12, 2021
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