haitian fire pork

It's where you throw Cajun spice in your partners eyes during intercourse and light their nipples on fire before squealing like a pig during the climax

Bro, I Haitian Fire Porked this chick and it was totally hot!

by Sally-Stiffnipples October 25, 2017

Haitian clam bake

Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!

by Debaucherous_Son May 5, 2018

haitian swimming pool

noun: when a man is sitting on the toilet and taking a dumb and a girl comes over and does a reverse cowgirl in mid crap.

Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.

by Charlie May 13, 2005

big ass haitian nigga named bobby

Everybody knows this nigga, no definition needed.

"Keep talkin' shit and a big ass haitian nigga named bobby finna be at your doorstep."

by Big Haitian Nigga Named Bobby October 4, 2017

haitian pig

A human garbage disposal that will eagerly eat any and all of the cheap, degrading snacks that a school administration places in the breakroom as a show of appreciation for its teachers. Thomas' Pre-sliced bagels? Gone. Grahm crackers with betty Crocker whip? Gone. Store brand tortilla chips? Decimated by 3rd period.

Teacher A- "Hey someone ate all the donuts in the breakroom already, what the fuck?"
Teacher B- "Drats! The Haitian Pig strikes again"

by throwawayname December 17, 2022

Haitian Gibberish

I would type it into Google translate but how the hell am I supposed to spell "HUHWAH FLU BLAMAUW! XI JINPING POOTINE!" Those ain't words dawg.

Hym "I'm pretty sure there was an ampersand somewhere in all that haitian gibberish... That cannot be a real language. I'm suing Haiti."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2024

Haitian Humpback

The act of engaging in male-to-male sexual activity inside a car while using a condom is referred to as "Haitian Humpback." In many places, this action is only considered a true "Haitian Humpback" if it occurs in a car with non-tinted windows. However, this context may vary in the South Side of Chicago.

Person 1: "Hey, dude, did you hear that Titus and Nathan Lloyd did a Haitian Humpback down Main St.?"

Person 2: "No way! I always kinda knew Titus was gay but Nathan too!"

by Jimmy Tuesday December 25, 2024