Leah Haines

A beslobbering cockard strumpet.

What once was a whole wall will now become hollow in the presence of this woman. Hang a large sprinkled chocolate cookie in your windowsill to summon her. Leave a dollar under your pillow and she’ll bring you tooth that’s passed through her. Be weary for if you approach her alone, you’ll be greeted with a moist phrase or two. If you’re stuck on a conversation starter, ask her about Ken, she’ll ramble on for days. If you dare to challenge her, you’ll end up in a wooden onesie. Can be observed splooting during the summer months in her backyard.

I got fired today, let’s just say I went Leah Haines on her.

by Meepboop September 22, 2022

Aaron Haine

An aaron haine is one that has the face of a native amphibian also known as a frog, despite his many riches he lacks the funds to buy a lynx Africa gift set for that dutty smell. His fast wagon compensates for his small ( personality ;) ) and he cannot even gap Mr. Russels twin-charged Yaris, just embarrassing really. Mother won't allow an aaron haine to go on the Xbox on weekdays only allowing the neek to game on the weekends BRO IS 18 GET A GRIP LMAO.

Overall an aaron haine in the wild you should stay away

would not scran 4/10

OMG, WHAT IS THAT SMELL LINGERING ...

I know right it smells like Aaron Haine

This guys driving is absimal

He drives like an aaron haine

by Ginger slayer 126378 February 7, 2022

Haine Religion

When A plane got high jacked by Jack Off the Cheeto Dust Pilot. He high Jacked the Quantas plane of the daddy jingle lovers. Clive palmer also transcended into the plane in fluro green lingerie. The music on this plane usually blasts so loud that it sounds like a bomb dropped and an engine and wing fell off. Jason Derulo also gives free handjobs.

Motif: "MMMMMMMM YES DRENNO MAKE MY JACK CUM IN THAT TIGHT ANUS"

Omg did you read the Haine Religion of the off of a daddy Jack cheeto dust

by Aquadaddy July 26, 2022

Mrs Hain

Croatian hag, should die in a hole.
Gronk breath and sweats like a pig.

Oh look it’s Mrs Hain, quick run before her breath hits you

by HSHS STUDENT February 12, 2019

daniel haines

A beautiful specimen of a man any girl could fall in love with him

"Hey look it's daniel Haines"
"What a legend"

by Ye_boi_big_daddy November 21, 2019

Aimee Haines

A very sarcastic person who laughs at 69 and every other dirty jokes. Links feet with everyone she can and asks everyone if they wanna fight ( don’t fight her because she will beat you 😂). She will attack if you call her short, leave light switches on or touch her ears. She is very pretty but won’t admit it .

“YOU WANNA FIGHT”
Gary says “ don’t be such an Aimee Haines.

by baguette boiiiii January 31, 2020

Cleo Haines

Someone who uploads pictures of their arse on all social media’s possible.

“Did you see Cleo Haines story?”
“Yeah it was her arse”

by borderslag April 23, 2020