Caleb Hagen

A silly goose who loves country music and will probably say he loves you even though he doesn’t really and then block you!!

Either brunette or ginger with a pretty laugh
He will break your heart so stay away

Friend: do you know Caleb Hagen?
Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

by Zaynsballz March 8, 2023

king Hagen

The only known man to have a fire hose cock. He gifts little kids his nutrients and even in death his wiener is worshiped.

“Wow” said George. I want to be like king Hagen!

Watch out King Hagen’s cock is coming right at you, don’t let it enter you or the pleasure will be unimaginable

by PickleShed December 6, 2023

Hagen

A man who fucks your mom.

WATCH OUT HAGEN GOT MY
PARENTS DIVORCED AFTER FUCKING MY
MOM

by Hammer696969 February 19, 2024

Hagen

A handsome popular boy who always jokes around. A boy with Hagen as a name is very sporty; playing all sports especially basketball. He knows all the classic one-liners and always entertains the class. Hagen also devours everything and makes restaurants run out of food.

Gosh, that handsome boy there in that laughing crowd must be Hagen!

by AwesomeSparky March 31, 2018

brian hagens

The hottest piece of sexual that will make beats for you and is your homie

Hey, you know Brian Hagens, he’s an actual god

by Jcart925 May 25, 2018

Hagen

A scumbag that’s usually getting beat up by a Ryan

Ooop, there’s Hagen getting his butt whipped again

by Mikehunt12345333 June 23, 2020

Hagen

White trash.

The hagen in field was alone and left for the next traveler.

by roy_be_good January 21, 2022