HILF

HILF Hair I'd Like To Fuck

Hey I just saw this customer the other day, and oh man she was a major hilf.
Hilf? What is that? Hair I'd Like to Fuck.
Her hair was so long, and it looked so silky. so that is why I called her a hilf

by hairy carey December 5, 2012

HILF

Headmistress I’d like to Fuck

“Look at the pins on her, she is a total HILF”

by Merry Ploughbhoy January 3, 2021

HILF

Hillary (Clinton) I'd Like to Fuck-- in referance to the recent possible Democratic nominee.

"Obama is cool and all, but I want a President I can get behind, you know?"

"Yeah, Hillary is such a HILF. I bet Bill wouldn't mind if I tapped that shit"

by Reese-Reese August 17, 2008

hilf

Homo i'd like to fuck.

That's one hot hilf.

by mr. bart simpson January 13, 2009

HBILF

you have herd of milf well hbilf stands for HERALDIC BEAST ID LIKE TO FUCK. not many will use this term but there are some sick fuks out there

*griffin flies bye*
person:did u just see that HBILF?

me:no.....

by wellaintthatsumshit April 15, 2010

HILF

Hippie i'd fuck the brains outta

Hey dude, but down the bowl and look at this. Thats a HILF if i ever seen one. Chea man. Hey dont bogart the bowl dude

by pinkelbow October 8, 2009

HILF

Hitler id like to fuck

Man check out that on that hilf stache oh and that hair 10/10 would bang

by Henessy33 November 15, 2016