The kind of guy who’s gonna die alone and a virgin. The kind of guy to obsess over a franchise like, I dunno, Star Wars or Marvel. Uses Reddit, that should say enough.
“Oh my God, I asked him why hyperspace was blue and he started lecturing me on lore for 45 minutes! He’s such a Houston.”
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