a dick holster is a dirty leathery female which one recently dated to hold their male weapon of choice in while looking for that new embroidered model
Nick: What the fuck is she doing here?
Me: I'm just using her as a dick holster while I scavenge the local taverns for a new one.
Me: I'm just using her as a dick holster while I scavenge the local taverns for a new one.
by K See Ya April 20, 2011
by vicfan March 24, 2004
by The Awsome N July 14, 2009
by Joshua A. Knapp November 05, 2006
cock holster ; noun,pronoun, verb; def; A Feature found on a person(s) face
usually the mouth. ie holster where one can insert his / her
cock to silence useless speech.
to holster ones cock.
holstering a cock.
usually the mouth. ie holster where one can insert his / her
cock to silence useless speech.
to holster ones cock.
holstering a cock.
by fairlane500 July 05, 2009
by docoperator November 21, 2016
(noun) the vagina of a current, but hopefully, soon-to-be former girlfriend or female companion. With the magic long gone, trust nonexistent, and absolutely no feelings are desires for her, and she likewise regarding you, her tired and ugly twat has become just a place to put it till something better comes along for you.
Jordan still got weak-kneed whenever Travis got rough with him. Jordan was known as a Cook, and right now he had a ready bake oven set to broil in anticipation of his butt-lover to treat his whole entire anus as his own disposable penis-holster, he didn’t mind being used and thought of as garbage. Privately Jordan Cooked up the idea of that instead it was John Wayne Gacy whose personal penis-holster he was . He was just hopeful John, Travis, or whoever the fuck would let him suck that cock directly after pulling it out of his ass. ‘A boy can dream “ Jordan Cooked up a stiffy.
by Nikki Stixx May 05, 2023