a dick holster is a dirty leathery female which one recently dated to hold their male weapon of choice in while looking for that new embroidered model
Nick: What the fuck is she doing here?
Me: I'm just using her as a dick holster while I scavenge the local taverns for a new one.
Me: I'm just using her as a dick holster while I scavenge the local taverns for a new one.
by K See Ya May 10, 2011

by vicfan March 23, 2004

by Joshua A. Knapp November 5, 2006

by The Awsome N July 14, 2009

cock holster ; noun,pronoun, verb; def; A Feature found on a person(s) face
usually the mouth. ie holster where one can insert his / her
cock to silence useless speech.
to holster ones cock.
holstering a cock.
usually the mouth. ie holster where one can insert his / her
cock to silence useless speech.
to holster ones cock.
holstering a cock.
by fairlane500 July 4, 2009

by Da Rossa June 13, 2022

Pants that are pulled down from a person wearing a gun holster. It often results in a person's underwear or butt crack showing. sagging pants, gun, holster, law enforcement, police, cowboy, sheriff
by joecoolthefool January 16, 2016
