Jacob Hoggard

Jacob Hoggard from Hedley. The man with the one and only gazillion pack.

I wish I had a gazillion pack like Jacob Hoggard, and not just a 6 pack.

Holy look at Jacob Hoggard's abs! He's got a gazillion pack!

by bnw9 September 27, 2009

Hogginz

Noun: An extremely plump, robust or full figured woman who is indiscriminate in her choices for companionship.
Verb: "To hog": the act of luring, courting or engaging in foreplay with a "hogginz", generally done in a sleezy bar while consuming alcohol and in asetting with loud music and dancing.

noun: There was a lot of girls on the dancefloor. Most were hogginz though, too big for me!
verb: "Let's go hoggin' tonight and take one of them cows home!"

by joncicdewyo August 3, 2009

Blanket Hogger

Someone who doesn't like to share the blanket. Rolling themselves up like they were wrapped in a cocoon, leaving you blanket-less and shivering.

You are such a blanket hogger.

by bellagio February 13, 2013

hoggle

To masturbate to an online prostitute

Frank used to hoggle at the computer every day, until his wife caught him.

by Evil Ed the Lesser August 23, 2011

Hoggatha

Hoggatha an individual that thats very self centered. Everything is (mine, mine, mine)

Dayummmmmmmm, hoggatha ate the whole pizza . . .

by mZgRoOvY November 23, 2004

bong hogger

a person or people who hold a bong and confide it to no one else

yo john pass the bong already you torched three nugs already

john: just one more

dave: what a bong hogger

by mr.bigbud420 June 28, 2009

hoggy

Chubby, chunky or fat, especially in regard to a female; describes a person who might be the target of a hogger or the subject of hogging. A plumper or BBW or fatty could be described as hoggy.

Drunk Guy: "Dude, I think I might try to hook up with that girl."

Sober Friend: "Are you sure you want to do that?"

Drunk Guy: "Dude, why not? She has big tits!"

Sober Friend: "Yeah, but she's pretty hoggy."

Drunk Guy: "You think so?"

Sober Friend: "Yes. Trust me. You're wearing beer goggles."

by PMax February 11, 2008