hoes before bros

1. When a guy does the opposite of the "bros before hoes" rule.
2. A guy who leaves his buddies to chill with his girl.

"Alex is pussy-whipped, man. Sarah's always got him hoes before bros."

by msizzle88 October 8, 2007

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by WerpangPetmalu May 17, 2019

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The constant condition of females across the world to be angry and spiteful for little to no reason.

I was supposed to get my meat slobbered on but as always: Hoes Mad.

by ElectrolyticLeaf April 17, 2019

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statistics show that 1 out of every 3 hoes are indeed mad. and i’m not mad. and my friend becky who likes to talk real sexy isn’t mad (she’s a nasty bitch tho). so that means that the 3rd hoe is you. you are the mad hoe we have been talking about. who hurt you. why so mad hoe?

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by it’snotthatserious June 12, 2019

Hoes and Crackers

What you say when you cant swear or cuss but really want to. Like "mother fucker" but cleaner for grandmas soul.

Faith *Dies in video game*
OH "hoes and crackers"

Child *Stubbs toe*
HoEs and CraCkERz

by Spacethefinalcountdown April 18, 2019

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Sum that most hoes be 💁🏼 ♀️ when females/ males get pressed or mad over dumb shit

Tamika: oh this hoe wig stank
Brebre: who bitch

Tamika: tuhh oh u pressed I'm being honest

Brebre: ok but u can stfu I'll take ya mans

Tamika : hoes madddddd cuz they weave stank and it's crunchy

by Icalledsnatchieshoee October 13, 2019

hoes before hoes

The homosexual version of the phrase hoes before bros. To prioritize your female friends before your relationship with another girl.

Stevia: Gee Christine, I sure love spending time with my new girlfriend Jenny! She is so sweet and strong and caring!

Christine: Gurl, you need to start chillin' with us more often. Whatever happened to hoes before hoes??

by Updated Magic February 5, 2017