hitch hike

a secret way known by all noobs that have ever hitch hiked to the place where they are going because they are cheap or there car broke down. The definition is explained by Mr. George Carlin in Jay and Silent Bob strike back. explains ways to get rides from people and to become a better hitch hiker.. Simply take a load in the mouth for a free ride.

my friend is gay and he needs a cover up simply advise him to go hitch hike

by Vv Rick Ross January 24, 2009

Hitch hiking

The action of thumbing a person either in their anal cavity, or the vaginal cavity.

"Mike R: Haha look, it looks like i've been thumbing Sally when she's on her blob.
Mike C: That's not what it looks like...
Mike R: DUDE...
Mike C: Sally got Hitch hiked.
Mike R: HITCH HIKED!?
Mike C: It's when you thumb some one, instead of fingering them.



Mike R: Wanna go Hitch hiking...?"

by Clarkem August 21, 2008

Hitch-Shot

When a gentleman of a certain age tries to hit a golf ball but their swing gets stuck at the top and it takes considerable time from the backswing to actually strike the ball.

Man BT really has the Ol Hitch-Shot in his game. It took him like five minutes to even hit the ball. I thought that either his shoulder froze, he had to fart, or he was having a senior moment.

by UpperLowerMgmt April 6, 2011

Hitch Hotch

A hoe ass bitch that constantly gets on one's nerves.

WOMAN! YOURE BEING A DAMN HITCH HOTCH!

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Hitch rules

When a male cums 90% of the time and a woman cums 10% of the time.

Friend: Do you make you girl cum when you have sex?
Me: We go with the Hitch Rules, she gets off 1 out of 10 times while i get off the remainder.

by HickoryBlister May 11, 2021

Hitch Bucket

1. A bucket on a receiver hitch of a vehicle where person can throw there fucks they don't give.

2. A nasty person

3. Cum dumpster

4. A bitch

5. Miserable person

6. A term used to confuse people

7. A bucket on a hitch

8. If you see someone with a bucket on a hitch they probably don't know its there. A prank to make people point and laugh at that person and their vehicle.

9. A conversation piece

You're just a damn hitch bucket.

Hey look someone has a bucket on their hitch.

by North East Sask June 4, 2021

hitch.stan

I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE SO PRETTY AND SO FUNNY, you deserve the World !!!

Ily Hitch.stan

by Mitsuhalol June 28, 2021