When bears go night night
by xoxo gi August 18, 2019
Get the Hibernation mug.1. To mastrabate over an extended period of time, sometimes lasting hours.
2. To mastrubate at every possible opprotunity, ignoring the outside world, sometimes for weeks.
2. To mastrubate at every possible opprotunity, ignoring the outside world, sometimes for weeks.
1. "Holy shit dude I've been jackin it for hours and still haven't cum, I hate when I hyberbate."
2. Guy 1: "dude, I'm pretty sure Steve died."
Guy 2: "No, i heard he's just been in his room hyberbating."
2. Guy 1: "dude, I'm pretty sure Steve died."
Guy 2: "No, i heard he's just been in his room hyberbating."
by Killer569253 January 2, 2011
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To hibernate Chicago style. To survive the apocalyptic reality that is Chicago winter one must take aggressive measures to ensure sustenance of the soul and physical being. This entails guaranteeing you secure a Chibernation partner for nothing else other than body heat shared through prolonged snuggling. In selecting who you choose to Chibernate with you should give significant thought to the following:
Take out food preferences of the Chiberation partner in question
Suitability of the couch in the selected Chibernation location for long dormant sessions wide enough for spooning
A robust cable package including all premium channels
4x4 car
Take out food preferences of the Chiberation partner in question
Suitability of the couch in the selected Chibernation location for long dormant sessions wide enough for spooning
A robust cable package including all premium channels
4x4 car
Would you like to Chibernate with me? I am looking for a Chibernation partner. Could you see yourself spending this winter Chibernating with me?
by chameleon November 4, 2014
Get the chibernate mug.The progressive form of the verb "hibertext"
An act involving an individual who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl whom they are interested in.
An act involving an individual who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl whom they are interested in.
by anonymous July 26, 2017
Get the hibertexting mug.In StarWars its when your in carbon freeze for too long and your all disoriented and you cant see. These symptoms pass with time. In the real world its when you sleep for too long and your all groggy, headachey, and have blurred vision. Also passes w/ time.
by Darth Bugga January 13, 2009
Get the hybernation sickness mug.In addition to being a situation in which two people date so exclusively that you rarely see them, the hiberdating couple will make occasional public appearances. During these appearances, the two will never acknowledge anyone but each other, never stop touching/caressing each other, and will annoy the living piss out of anyone and everyone in their vicinity, especially used-to-be friends of the hiberdaters.
Wanna go hang out with Kenny and Marissa?" "Sure, if you want to puke your guts out listening to them talk goo-goo to each other... they've reached hiberdating status ever since Kenny refused to take his hand off Marissa's knee during Science class
by SpaceMountain January 21, 2011
Get the Hiberdating mug.The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.
Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water
Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks
Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore
Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever
Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks
Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore
Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever
Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
by Nature Lover December 24, 2007
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