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Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.
That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.
by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018
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heifer

the pagan diety and falsehood also known as baal
"Everyone knows Catherine has always been a great, big heifer! Aha!"
by Vita Smart July 18, 2022
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sarcastic heifer

Ironic (esp. self aware) description of someone who embraces their own jubilant wit and isn’t concerned with dismissive or sexist responses.
What a year to give up being a sarcastic heifer for Lent.
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Horn heifer

A horny young lady out on the prowl for sex with a man; not a woman who's too particular, just one who needs her needs fulfilled.
She went out trawling for dick, she's a real horn heifer!
by unklebear February 25, 2021
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Heifer Pimp

by IrishSheDevil July 13, 2023
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Heiferness

< adj > Heiferness is a cultural language that most chicks in the hood can understand. Typically this is a African American female that grew up in the hood.

Sometimes her heiferness can get in the way of using proper English but she tries so hard.

Heiferness can be slowly treated through reading books, learning new culture ways that's outside of your zip code, edification of body language and speech and most importantly learning how to refine one's life.
Damn her heiferness is hard to understand, what did she say Helen??!
by Xanathoes December 14, 2022
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Not today heifer

When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.
by Westsideisbestside August 4, 2022
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