Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018

heifer

the pagan diety and falsehood also known as baal

"Everyone knows Catherine has always been a great, big heifer! Aha!"

by Vita Smart July 18, 2022

Heifer

A fat version of virgin

"Hey I thought your place would have fruit snacks in the kitchen lady!?"

"What makes you think I'd have fruit snacks in my kitchen?"
"Wait you don't have kids? But you're so big!"
"That's insulting! Get out of my house!"
"No that's not an insult, but it's not my fault you're a heifer?"

by Sofakingsaiyan May 26, 2025

Heifered

When a really fat chick stomps on your foot. At a club usually, but can occur anywhere.

Friend: "damn that fat cow totally broke three toes when she walked by me and stepped on my foot.'
Me: "damn, you just got heifered."

by ykayfields May 28, 2011

Heifer

An overweight lesbian.

You see that heifer over there, she is a lesbian.

by ActualJohnCena May 7, 2020

Street heifer

A large woman who runs the streets

That street heifer Has been down that road 10 times in a row!!

by Cade’O March 14, 2022

heifer

a bigger woman that you very much dislike and making fun of.

That heifer need to lose some weight with her fat ass.

by ur loss,not mine :) September 8, 2020