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Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.
That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.
by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018
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Heifered

When a really fat chick stomps on your foot. At a club usually, but can occur anywhere.
Friend: "damn that fat cow totally broke three toes when she walked by me and stepped on my foot.'
Me: "damn, you just got heifered."
by ykayfields May 28, 2011
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Horn heifer

A horny young lady out on the prowl for sex with a man; not a woman who's too particular, just one who needs her needs fulfilled.
She went out trawling for dick, she's a real horn heifer!
by unklebear February 25, 2021
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Heiferness

Hef-fur-ness

Heiferness <noun> this is typically a condition suffered by a thirsty non factor female that either A.) Wants attention, or to be accepted by others in a group of a social setting. B.) A thirst trapp that came seem to keep a man for longer than a quick one night stand.
E.I that bitch suffers from Heiferness!
by Xanathoes December 14, 2022
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Heiferness

< adj > Heiferness is a cultural language that most chicks in the hood can understand. Typically this is a African American female that grew up in the hood.

Sometimes her heiferness can get in the way of using proper English but she tries so hard.

Heiferness can be slowly treated through reading books, learning new culture ways that's outside of your zip code, edification of body language and speech and most importantly learning how to refine one's life.
Damn her heiferness is hard to understand, what did she say Helen??!
by Xanathoes December 14, 2022
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Heifer Pimp

by IrishSheDevil July 13, 2023
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Heifer

You see that heifer over there, she is a lesbian.
by ActualJohnCena May 7, 2020
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