When having sex with a girl, you lay on top of her, thrusting your pelvis and pretending like you're paddling a surfboard out to a choice wave. Then you blow your load in her, stuff a pineapple in to her vagina, then jump on top of her making the pineapple and cum shoot out (no need for pull and pray). As your are standing on her, make the Shaka, moving it back and forth, then in the voice of the surfer dude from Spongebob you exclaim, "I MADE HER EXPERIENCE HIGH TIDE"
I didn't want to use a condom, so I used the Hawaiian Ryan instead of the pull and pray which is so old school
by RogueElement811 October 11, 2012
A person who has the following traits:
-is hawaiian
-able to eat coconuts and pineapples whole
-pisses hawaiian punch
-shits palm trees
-is hawaiian
-able to eat coconuts and pineapples whole
-pisses hawaiian punch
-shits palm trees
by Stauder May 06, 2008
The best kind of pizza.
Despite its name, it originated in Canada. Like ketchup chips and other bizarrely awesome flavour combinations, pineapple on pizza is a Canadian thing.
Despite its name, it originated in Canada. Like ketchup chips and other bizarrely awesome flavour combinations, pineapple on pizza is a Canadian thing.
As a Canadian who grew up with Hawaiian pizza, I have to say it's the best thing ever. The way the pineapple mingles with the bacon is just *chef's kiss*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 04, 2022
Two people get together in doggie, face their asses to one another’s then pucker their buttholes to “kiss”.
by Wooooooooow1 December 03, 2020
When you stretch 2 pineapple rings over your penis before engaging in anal intercourse. Extra points if you yell “Aloha” during climax
by Stumeat October 29, 2017
by Daytona rick June 24, 2019
1) Sexual position wherein both male and female are laying back facing each other, either in a scissor position or the females legs bent over the males. The penis must be semi-flaccid to bend properly when inserted into the vagina. The thrusting comes from a rapid succession of punches that contact the base of the penis and may even incorporate grazing of the vulva.
2) how you'd picture two paraplegics going at it
3) see Philadelphia pancake Philadelphia Fist bump
2) how you'd picture two paraplegics going at it
3) see Philadelphia pancake Philadelphia Fist bump
"we were so exhausted from banging all afternoon all we could muster was the Hawaiian handshake. It felt so good it had her in tears though"
by CMDR Peaches November 02, 2019