Hauling Lumber

This is a euphemism for the state in which someone is in need of a bowel movement, i.e. that feeling that you need to take a crap.

Man, I have been hauling lumber all day, I don't know how much longer I can hold it.

by Brian Rooker October 24, 2006

Haul ass

To do something faster or as if in a hurru

I need to haul ass if I want to get all this yard work done by nightfall.

by Suburbanz71 January 08, 2018

Jew-Haul

v. What occurs when two Jewish individuals meet on Jdate or similar dating website and decide to move in together after an inordinately short period of dating, much in the fashion of lesbians (see also to U-Haul).

Ari and Lyna met 4 months ago and are moving in already. Way to Jew-Haul it!

by B. Porter January 30, 2009

hauling balls

the equivalent to hauling ass. its just to change it up a little bit

dam bro i was hauling balls on the right wing today(in reference to soccer)

by gaston collazo September 16, 2007

Hauling dicks

When a jackass in a componsator speeds buy with no sight of slowing down.

Holy shit that guy was hauling dicks.

by Graphicfuzionz July 04, 2013

haul bread

The family-friendly version of haul balls. To travel as fast as possible.

I am going to have to haul bread to get to work on time.

by TheRealLiam821 August 27, 2019

Ashleys hauled

Getting his ashleys hauled : verb, past tense

To have engaged in discreet adulterous affair via dating site.

His unsuspecting wife encountered his ad on AshleyMadison.com where he'd registered to have his ashleys hauled discreetly.

by stevemarvin November 26, 2010