Royal Handshake

Circa 2009, term meaning handjob. Coined by one, Joshua Hunter Eflin.

"My crown jewels are getting cold. They need that Royal Handshake to warm them up."

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Colombian Handshake

When you sand down a man’s fingers in front of his family

She gave him a nasty Colombian handshake!

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British Handshake

To shank a motherfucker

"I gave Billy a British handshake yesterday!"

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Almost certainly originates from a TV coffee advert of the 70s/80s starring Gareth Hunt. He holds several coffee beans in a half-clenched fist then shakes them in a way reminiscent of a hand job. The relationship with Gareth Hunt is further strengthened since he was a considered to be a bit of a wanker.

She gave me a Nescafe Handshake

by pilonor January 17, 2009

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Edmonton handshake

Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.

Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"

Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"

Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"

by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010

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Chicago Handshake

A drink order that includes two traditional Chicago drinks (each oh which is sold almost exclusively in Chicago), a shot of malört and an Old Style beer.

My friends are visiting from out of town and I want them to get the real Chicago experience so I'm buying them a round of Chicago Handshakes!

by Mizami October 8, 2018

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