One who pops fart bubbles in the bath tub with their nose, alternate definition one who sniffs bike seats after someone uses such seat
Anthony is such a gork he loves to smell the seats after the tour de france.
He also enjoys farting in the tub then popping the bubbles with his nose in order to smell them being the gork that he is.
He also enjoys farting in the tub then popping the bubbles with his nose in order to smell them being the gork that he is.
by bigdennydballmcsketchikins August 4, 2009
Get the gork mug.by freepster August 14, 2009
Get the glork-glork mug.To describe a flesh wound that isn't as deep as a gash but not to be taken as lightly as a scratch. There has to be enough blood flow to be a nuisance, but not so significant as to fetch first-aid.
Arg... I hit my arm on the edge of the table and it gnorked me.
"Listen Judge, I simply gnorked the officer he will be fine."
"No, I don't need a band-aid its just a gnork."
"Listen Judge, I simply gnorked the officer he will be fine."
"No, I don't need a band-aid its just a gnork."
by Mr. Benevolent May 7, 2010
Get the Gnorked mug.The Gorkon is a very snazzy male who decided to team up with swinsheta (refer to swinsheta for discription) and move to the apes side. The Gorkon usually attracts women but never makes any moves because of his love for the Swinsheta, that she will never actually find. Since the Gorkon is very good looking and very well at compitions he will become leader of the human slaves when the apes take over. The Gorkon also had his own line of boxer briefs, wich he started after he quit his job at calvin klein because he felt too hot, compared to the other models. He also playes for the NFL and has his own tyke football team for charity. not to mentions the Gorkon is hung like a horse but still has no family because he is saving himslef for when his love Swinsheta relizes that she loves him too and they will create offsprings with the powers of greak gods as to the Gorkon's father it Ares.
by swinshetaaa December 27, 2010
Get the Gorkon mug.Adj. 1)perjorative. used to describe a person who is not only dorky, but acts like a cheesy game show host.
2)a term used to decribe someone who is suave in a very nerdy way. An endearing term.
2)a term used to decribe someone who is suave in a very nerdy way. An endearing term.
Ex. 1-The guy I work with at tech support is so gorky. He sidled up to me, snapped and pointed his finger, and said, "Hey babe, wanna see my new calculator?"
Ex. 2-Wow, he is so cute in a gorky way. He kept talking about his synthesizer and I had no idea what he was talking about, but it still was really hot.
Ex. 2-Wow, he is so cute in a gorky way. He kept talking about his synthesizer and I had no idea what he was talking about, but it still was really hot.
by TheSarahShow December 2, 2004
Get the Gorky mug.lanky, freakishly tall uncoordinated person, extremely goofy and maybe somewhat retarted, a step above a goon. When naming a person use gork, not gorky
That dude on the english world cup soccer team is totally gorky, he can barely stand up straight. He's like 6 foot 6 and weighs about 120 pounds.
by john and steve July 1, 2006
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