Guince

Verb: To simulate the motion of masturbation but the genitalia remains flaccid and covered by one's hand.

Chad: Bro stop jerking off in the living room there are girls here.
Brad: It's not weird because it's a guince, I don't have a boner.
Chad: Oh you're guincing, that's chill.

by poopsterroo November 3, 2022

boner gazing

LOOKING AT AN ERECT PENIS INTENSELY, IN COMPLETE AWE AND ADORATION OF ITS BEAUTY.

SPENDING HOURS LOOKING AT ERECT DICKS; AROUSED BY THE SIGHT OF ERECT DICKS TO THE POINT OF BEING DICKNOTIZED.

"Bro, I just spent 8 hours boner gazing and masturbating."

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by Fully Rigid January 16, 2014

guinness

my fave beer. Mother's milk. the black stuff.

Dude, I am so thirsty. let's pop over to the pub for a pint of guinness

by thebigcurve May 17, 2005

Guinzoid

A derogatory term for Italians, drawn from the word "guinea."

Things were okay until those spaghettie-bending guinzoids started coming around here.

by Tom from the Shore November 9, 2007

Guinness

A very heavy beer with a distintive black colouring and white head -often decorated with a shamrock (or love heart if the bar person wants to jump your bones). An aquired taste that reqires a little getting used to but once hooked is immensley pleasurable.

"You where wonderful last night but you stink of guinness"

"You where wonderfull aswell, wheres your toilet i need a massive black shit"

by glackin November 10, 2007

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what anime sounds like to your parents.

what a coincidence. my name is also Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke

by anonymous revolutionary May 19, 2018

guinevere

A fun, loveing, athletic chick. Usually has a great sense of humor and can make anyone laugh. Usually a very strongly opinionated person. Usually very popular and has lots of friends and lots of admirers. Normally, extremely beautiful and striking to the opposite sex with great facial and body features. Usually very intelligent but at times can be slow, or have trouble understanding things. A very memorable person. Very sweet, but very strong phisically and mentally so don't get on her bad side. Definitely a person you want in your life, and the kinda person you want to be liked by.

Beautiful charming athletic guin guinevere
Trent: dude, there's guinevere. She's so hot. I want her.
Chris: she's out of your league.

by anonymous444444444 August 6, 2011