1."oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp"
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"

vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth
by piss in ya sausage house May 25, 2003
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burglar- someone who uses a lot of something

a gurn burglar is someone who uses a lot of intoxicants, quite literally they burgle the gurn
"you gurn burglar, you're clowned"
"have you seen how much draw she smokes? total gurn buglar"
by e312 January 24, 2007
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A new Aussie slang term for a baggie of MDMA. Derived from “goon sack”. A play on words
Oi cunt, did you bring the baggies?”
“I think you mean the GURN SACKS cunt!”
by Ferrocky October 23, 2020
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n. a big greasy burning poop, synonomous with gurd
by MJD June 3, 2004
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A late night house party which has been proceeded by a night out at a music establishment.
Tends to go on for days, a lot of drugs will be consumed.
"Surgeon banged it out then didn't he, gutted its over, can't be arsed going home"
"Come back to the gurn-off mate, we've got the decks set up"
by Minus Orange June 28, 2007
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A rare hairstyle acheived by consuming large amounts of MDMA and then lying down, often as a part of a cuddle puddle. The subtle head rolling that accompanies your gurning will cause your hair to bunch up at points of contact with pillow and/or bedding materials. the resulting mess is known as a gurn perm.
Elisha has been in the middle of a cuddle puddle for hours, her gurn perm looks like she just woke up after an epic restless night.
by SirDunco November 9, 2011
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The face made by a musician at the instance of an artistic orgasm whilst performing live in front of an audience.....

Usually by lead-guitarists during a solo.
Heck that solo sucked but the power gurn was a classic!
by steelbeard July 27, 2009
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